Damn You Auto Correct

[InformationGeek]

As if looking at Awkward Family Photos or enjoying People of Wal-Mart wasn't enough, here is another fun website about that darn autocorrect on the IPhone.  Enjoy and remember, some of this is a little inapporiate, but hilarious.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

[Trevor]

The ones about the dead/deaf cat and the leper/pepper steak made me 

I am so glad that I have a basic Nokia and not an IPhone. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Today I got a work e-mail about somone asking if they could use a "fornicator" to mix their product.  They meant "sonicator"...which is a mixing device that uses high speed sound to make vibrations and mix liquids. 

[ulthar]

My wife and I have taken a few times to browse that site and have laughed to tears. 

[Flick James]

Oh man, that's good. My coworkers are looking at my funny because of my contortions. I just had to hold a gulp of water in my mouth for about two minutes to prevent it going down my trachea or spat on my computer screen.

[Paquita]

I was looking at it at work too and I had to stop because its too hard not to make any noise.  The girl that sits next to me she said she's having trouble containing herself.

[Trevor]

The one which had me on the floor was the one about "Shall I masturbate some chicken for tonight?" instead of "Shall I marinate some chicken tonight?"