Why do you want to...

sprite75 · January 20, 2011, 02:39:28 AM

Why do you want to know how many cans of hairspray I go through in one week?

Trevor · January 20, 2011, 03:44:55 AM

"Not to mention what the *&^% hairspray is doing to my forehead!"

Jack · January 20, 2011, 07:39:20 AM

Uh, honey? You got a cow pie on yer head.

AndyC · January 20, 2011, 09:12:07 AM

The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.

JayJayM12 · January 20, 2011, 09:41:06 AM

She is going to be so mad when someone reminds her that we went all-digital last year and rabbit ears are no longer working...

LilCerberus · January 20, 2011, 10:07:26 AM

"Honey, a lot of people insist, it is our fault that pigs can fly."

AndyC · January 20, 2011, 11:38:58 AM

"Really, Honey.... It looks fine.... Uh... really exotic and.... sexy. Yeah, that's it. Sexy...."

Leah · January 20, 2011, 11:41:49 AM

Honey, why did you put Newt's Horse's s**t in your hair?

Jack · January 20, 2011, 01:23:42 PM

Do you mind if I put some grapefruit in there?

Flangepart · January 21, 2011, 02:00:38 PM

"Even worse, I'm picking up Telemundo sportscasts in my sleep!"

Hammock Rider · January 21, 2011, 02:16:31 PM

Yes young lady your haircut will make you more Aerodynamic. No it will not make you look cooler.

TheDope · January 22, 2011, 12:17:20 PM

Yeh, my boyfriend said I should have handlebars
put up there. Why...is it a bad idea? Why are
you looking at me like that??

Leah · January 22, 2011, 11:03:18 PM

you mean I have to go on a date with......KHAAAAN?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 24, 2011, 02:43:47 PM

Quote from: AndyC on January 20, 2011, 09:12:07 AM
The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.

Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! lmao!

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 24, 2011, 02:47:14 PM

Now if only someone could steer me in the right direction...