New game: wash Trevor's underpants:

[Trevor]

You make up the rules, I just wear 'em. 

[indianasmith]

I would wash them with hydrochloric acid . . . and TIDE.

[Jack]

I'm thinking disconnect the washing machine from the water pipe and substitute a 55 gallon drum of Clorox.   

[Doc Daneeka]

I cut the dirt off, with a katana.

And It works. Just because my skills are that good.

[Pacman000]

I tried bleach; they wouldn't wash.
I tried lye; they wouldn't dissolve.
I tried fire; they wouldn't burn.

Oh no! They're coming! They're alive!  The underpants are alive!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WildHoosier09]

pirahna etch solution made of 4 parts sulfuric acid to 1 part hydrogen peroxide will burn through all known organic material


but, then again, who said what was on Trevors underpants is organic?

[bob]

 

this game scares me

[Leah]

easy, just use coca-cola, they would dissolve!

[tracy]

A combination of Lava soap


Clorox Bleach


And a strong wire brush

[Pacman000]

But that would mean you'd have to touch them! 

[tracy]

But that would mean you'd have to touch them! 

Ah,but that's what rubber gloves are for.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Most of us know about little Willie Shakespeare, but how many know about his young cousin Trevor Shakespeare, who has re-written most of his older cousin's plays. For obvious reasons.

"Hamlet"
Hamlet 1: "Underpants or not underpants. That is the question. Whether it is nobler to wear clean underpants or go without."

Hamlet 2: "Alas, clean underpants. I knew 'em well. They are no more."

"Julius Caesar"
Julius Caesar: "Et tu, underpants. No clean underpants. Then die Caesar."

"Richard III"
Richard III: "Underpants. Underpants. My kingdom for a pair of clean underpants."

"Romeo and Juliet"
Juliet: "Underpants. Underpants. Wherefore art thou clean underpants."

"Macbeth"
"Eye of newt/Toe of frog/Wool of bat/Tongue of dog/Owlet's wing and blind worm's sting/Then boil! Boil! Toil! And trouble!/Cauldron burn! And fire bubble!/And the best way to get 'em clean."

Brought to you by young Master Trevor Shakespeare, who can be seen everyweekend at the Old Globe Theater. Now, including Sundays. See you there.

[bob]

I'm still scared by this game.

[Chainsawmidget]

It's like that movie War Games.  The only way to win is not to play. 

[tracy]

If all else fails...



Just please make sure Trevor isn't in them.