A Certain Spot On Your Pants

[Trevor]

Trevor, we are only pretenders to your throne. You are the artiste.

[Mr. DS]

I actually laugh at the part in Robocop where the guy runs out of the restroom with a big p!ss spot on his pants. 

[JaseSF]

Yeah this has happened to me as well. Honestly sometimes you just forget to do that extra shake or so and others your bladder suddenly decides to do a few extra trickles after you thought you were done. For a while I wondered if it was a medical problem until I noticed other guys had the same problem. I hate it but I often have to change my shorts at home due to this.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Judging from the suffering in silence we have all done, this might have to be something brought up in every young man's life. 

And of course this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

[The Burgomaster]

How about peeing in a urinal while you're wearing a necktie and the little droplets of back-splash get on it?  They bead up really nicely if you use scotch guard on your tie.  These days, on the rare occasions when I need to wear ties, I throw the tie over my shoulder to keep it out of the back-splash zone.

[Mr. DS]

No matter how much you wiggle and dance the last two drops go in your pants.