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indianasmith
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« Reply #135 on: August 01, 2013, 01:11:41 PM »
If that were the first sentence of a novel, I would definitely read the rest!!!

Speaking of the first sentence of a bad novel, this was a finalist in the Bulwar-Litton award competition a few years back:

Like an overripe beefsteak tomato trimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent body of Santa Claus lay sprawled on the hotel room floor. Buggedout
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retrorussell
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« Reply #136 on: August 01, 2013, 02:37:47 PM »
My peaceful sleep was interrupted by the arrival of nipple-pinching pirates clad in armadillo roadkill skins.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #137 on: August 01, 2013, 03:25:49 PM »
His shoes smelled of bubble gum and sulphur, giving away his most recent adultery.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #138 on: August 01, 2013, 04:31:42 PM »
Gorbachev sings tractors!  Turnip!! Buttocks!!

(I know, Berkeley Breathed said it in Bloom County!  But they are still perhaps the funniest five words to ever appear on the comics page.)
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #139 on: August 01, 2013, 04:37:33 PM »
When the world was young and he quite old, the titan stole glances at the newborn and wondered what havoc this race of gods would set loose upon creation.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2013, 10:45:12 AM »
Seventy-seven silver scarecrows shot scalding swords skyward shouting soliloquies sung sans softness so seductively stated sleeping Satan stirred, sobered, seethed, silenced seventy-six, saying simply, "Shush!" shot scarecrow seventy-six scorn so stately shown she scarcely screamed, sending sonorous strangling sounds starward, southward, sabotaging Salisbury's scoldingly stagnant September services.
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2013, 02:12:01 PM »
Calmly squeezing my buttocks, I jumped out the window and landed on the perfectly arranged stack of Rosie O'Donnell heads.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #142 on: August 05, 2013, 09:08:48 AM »
"I find The Prisoner of Azkaban erotic," she whispered.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #143 on: August 05, 2013, 12:13:06 PM »
Using Trevor's underpants as a parachute, I leaped out the Vatican window with a jar of pickles and a bag of rhinoceros excrement.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #144 on: August 06, 2013, 09:29:31 AM »
"Would you like to vote today?" the demon asked, handing me a ballot wherein all five candidates bore the same name.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #145 on: August 09, 2013, 09:56:30 AM »
When it comes to apocalypses, rank amateurs make the best professionals.
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #146 on: August 09, 2013, 02:05:40 PM »
Under your bed at precisely 10am you will find a diseased ocelot hacking up the remains of Alistair Crowley.
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« Reply #147 on: August 19, 2013, 11:15:41 PM »
The Xbox ONE looks terrific!
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #148 on: August 19, 2013, 11:47:39 PM »
Paquita gently squeezed the Hostess Snoballs, imagining the face of Kristen Stewart.
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 1191
Posts: 9596


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #149 on: August 19, 2013, 11:53:42 PM »
A pair of hydrocephalic lesbians catered some Scandinavian rat hair pizza to my doorstep at approximately 7:30AM this morning; I tipped them with a Street Fighter II pog.
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