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Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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retrorussell

#90
September 12, 2012, 09:29:55 PM
Sanctimonious bottles of Pine-Sol from the moon Phobos simultaneously retched when Gavin MacLeod pooped on a birthday cake.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

#91
September 12, 2012, 10:37:30 PM
Cannibal goats from Siberia are gargling with Windex.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#92
September 12, 2012, 11:12:07 PM
Are you surreptitiously collecting bat gonads from 1,000 year old caves?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Rev. Powell

#93
September 13, 2012, 10:59:10 AM
Hell, Shecky, that hooker's not going to plasticize herself!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

alandhopewell

#94
September 13, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
     Never sell penguin engrams wholesale.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

FatFreddysCat

#95
September 13, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
The deer's carcass piroutted into the crowded ice cream parlor, leaving a hint of lemon fresh scent in its wake.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

retrorussell

#96
September 13, 2012, 05:36:10 PM
I wouldn't exorcise the ghost of Strawberry Shortcake from a poetry-spouting, borax-sniffing, cannibalistic elk with five testicles if I were you.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#97
September 14, 2012, 05:40:40 PM
Spunky, spiky, spanked spanakopites speak only when spoken to.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#98
September 15, 2012, 01:47:14 PM
Zimbabwean rats rode down the Deschutes River on a Ritz cracker, cackling gleefully and throwing fistfuls of popcorn at Dracula, who was visiting his teddy bear Alice.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Rev. Powell

#99
September 15, 2012, 02:43:36 PM
Both the Democrats and the Republicans have well thought out positions on this issue.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Kaseykockroach

#100
September 15, 2012, 03:48:12 PM
I can't wait to see Oogieloves!
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

retrorussell

#101
September 15, 2012, 11:34:11 PM
Did you forget to spank the mutated gerbilfish?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#102
September 17, 2012, 11:12:53 PM
Please don't take it personal, but Carol Burnett's anus doesn't like you.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#103
September 22, 2012, 01:49:21 PM
Go slip on a puddle of octopus pee, you elephant pederast!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#104
September 25, 2012, 05:44:54 PM
Dr. Phibes has 5 eyelids parked delicately up his left nostril.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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