A.J. Bauer Reviews: THANKSKILLING

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:30:32 PM

"I AXEcidently cut him! MUAHAHA!!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:31:55 PM

Turkeys can only see in pink.

Bet you didn't know that!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:33:02 PM

Who wrote the turkey's dialogue? Really?

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:34:01 PM

"You're almost as dumb as I am!"

Now she openly admits she's dumb? Who wrote this?

RD · March 11, 2011, 07:36:14 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on March 11, 2011, 07:09:34 PM
Generic nerd stereo type. He's going to die. Guarantee.

maybe they can save the glasses.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:37:26 PM

I found 1,000,000 problems in ONE scene!

1. That's an obviously fake bunny
2. Who threw it in a fire?
3. "Oh look! A cute little bunny!" - IT JUMPED IN THE FIRE! HELP IT, b***h!
4. "Look at it! It's stomach was gnawed open by a beak!" - How can you tell? It's burning in a fire!
5. "Not just any beak! A TURKEY BEAK!" - HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:39:25 PM

"This happens ALL The time in the woods!"
A bunny gets thrown into a fire place?

indianasmith · March 11, 2011, 07:40:27 PM

OH MY! I HAVE to see this movie now!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:41:58 PM

Turkey droppings look like brown marshmallows. Bet you didn't know that!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:45:47 PM

"I'm sorry 'bout the things I said last night. I was a little BEAKED out... I MEAN FREAKED OUT!"

Do I need to do the CSI: Miami joke again?

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:47:18 PM

Once again somebody doesn't question the talking turkey. He just wants to f**k it.

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:48:45 PM

Turkeys have legs long enough to hit the pedals of a car and steer! BET YOU DIDN'T-

Oh forget it!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:51:09 PM

RANDOM FART NOISE!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:54:40 PM

In under 4 seconds a turkey can cut off your head with a fruit knife and somehow steal a cigar from your severed head that went flying.

Also they made the father go from "Son I am disappoint!" to "I'm so proud!" in a few minutes. Seconds before his death.

This is the most rushed plot EVER!

Olivia Bauer · March 11, 2011, 07:56:05 PM

HIS PARENTS JUST GOT MURDERED BY A TALKING TURKEY AND HE'S CRYING BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET ANY PUMPKIN PIE OR CRANBERRY SAUCE!

At least his priorities are straight!