A.J. Bauer Reviews: "Mac & Me"

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:00:04 PM

It's show time!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:01:52 PM

1 min - Wow. I thought the aliens in Star Trek looked bad.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:02:31 PM

1 min - Aliens use bendy straws to suck water out of the ground.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:04:03 PM

2 min - I don't know what that is..... Let's throw rocks at it!!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:05:29 PM

3 min - Why is there a blue sky?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:06:53 PM

4 min - NASA can make devices that can suck in large alien creatures and bend them like Mr. Fantastic.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:11:08 PM

7 min - Is that old guy James Lipton? Probably not.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:12:08 PM

8 min - ZUUULL MOTHERf**kA ZUUUUULLL!!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:13:48 PM

9 min - An alien can penetrate and shatter glass by pressing it's hands against it.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:16:07 PM

10 min- An alien can survive holding onto an electric fence for over 30 seconds, live, then get hit by a car, and still live. Also they get flattened they live and look like cartoons.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:18:42 PM

12 min - "It was probably an ADUI! Alien driving under the influence! HAHAHA!!"

I must find this child and kill him for that joke.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:20:21 PM

13 min - This kid has a VERY annoying voice! It sounds like Ralph Machio after smoking 15 packs of Marlboros.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:22:25 PM

14 min - How come Mommy didn't see the alien in the rear view mirror?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:24:38 PM

16 min - OH MAH GAWD! THE KID IS A CRIPPLE BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL EARLIER BECAUSE OF THE CAR! WHAT A TWIST!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 05:26:06 PM

16 min - It's appropriate to use your brother in a wheel chair as a shopping cart.