If you could meet one member in real life...

[Killer Bees]

Call me crazy but I've always had a fascination with men who have long hair 

Tease 


And while I'm at it, I'd like to meet both of you...uh...I mean you.

Surely you mean the three of me? 

The girls and I would be delighted 

[Leah]

none, I would want to meet all of you!

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

"Meet" you?

Umaril does not yet understand most of the words of you, the pellani.

When your kind racuvar (cast down) our great halls of Garlas Malatar, the knowledge our great father Auri-El had of your language, was also gone.

But, if you "meet" me, I would say to you:

Sunna ye sunnabe, pellani.  
"Bless and be blessed, outsider."

A, Umaril, auran Ni av Tam-Riel.
I, Umaril, welcome you to Dawn's Beauty

An varlais, nou latta, an kynd, nou bala.
The stars are our light, and the sky is our power.

Av latta, magicka.
Of light, magic.

Auri-El na nou Ata, ye A, Umaril, aran av Cyrodill.
Auri-El is our father, and I, Umaril, king of Cyrodill.


 

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs are not my forte.  

I can think of one or two members that I don't want to meet...  

Aww. c'mon, meeting the last of the Heartland High Elves (and a king as that) is an honor.

Besides, Indy put me up to the Ayleid speak..he said that if I did it,  he'd buy me a copy of Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim when it came out.  

So as you can see, I'm not acting under my own here.  

[Menard]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

[Doggett]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

Ah...
Menard is smarter than he looks.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

Ah...
Menard is smarter than he looks.

Oh, stick it in your Funk and Wagnall's.....

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

[Menard]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

[Rev. Powell]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

You apologize for being offensive? 

Does anyone know how to get hold of the real Menard to let him know his account's been hacked? 

[Doggett]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

You apologize for being offensive? 

Does anyone know how to get hold of the real Menard to let him know his account's been hacked? 

Nope.
Thats the real Menard. He's just being nice...

[indianasmith]

Wow!  This topic is in need of major silliness!

I'd like to hook up with Cheezeflix so we could go and TP MIchael Moore's house!

[venomx]

Major silliness? OK, I'll bite...

[Menard]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

You apologize for being offensive? 

Does anyone know how to get hold of the real Menard to let him know his account's been hacked? 

It was more a matter of being expedient; I didn't have much time, but I wanted to say something.

Expressions we make on here, at least I do, such as "speed kills", "what are you on", and similar such statements we take in the humor they were meant. It basically means "you're too much", "take it down a notch", or something like "that's unbelievable".

Despite that, if someone doesn't get it and was offended, they are owed an apology, pure and simple. It's not their fault for not getting it.

However, no accusation of anything was made, and that's a damn ridiculous assumption.

If someone has a chip on their shoulder and looking to prove something by poking the bad boy...they are making a big mistake. Several have tried that before, and it never turns out good...for them.

Not that I mind eating somebody alive, and I think we all know that; if someone doesn't, they haven't been paying attention.

I'm just trying to be civil. If I said something and somebody took it the wrong way and got offended, I owe them an apology.

[Raffine]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

Reminds me of the time I offended someone because I  'ed at their thread title "Am I the Only One Here Who Really Doesn't Like SNATCH?". . . meaning the Guy Ritchie movie, naturally.

[Rev. Powell]

Dude...speed kills

I wouldn't know, drugs aren't not my forte.

You want to take a moment to examine that sentence?

You want to take a moment to stop and think before you accuse someone of a habit they've never engaged in based on good natured post  with a simple typo? 

The comment was made in jest, but if I offended you, I apologize.

You apologize for being offensive? 

Does anyone know how to get hold of the real Menard to let him know his account's been hacked? 

It was more a matter of being expedient; I didn't have much time, but I wanted to say something.

Expressions we make on here, at least I do, such as "speed kills", "what are you on", and similar such statements we take in the humor they were meant. It basically means "you're too much", "take it down a notch", or something like "that's unbelievable".

Despite that, if someone doesn't get it and was offended, they are owed an apology, pure and simple. It's not their fault for not getting it.

However, no accusation of anything was made, and that's a damn ridiculous assumption.

If someone has a chip on their shoulder and looking to prove something by poking the bad boy...they are making a big mistake. Several have tried that before, and it never turns out good...for them.

Not that I mind eating somebody alive, and I think we all know that; if someone doesn't, they haven't been paying attention.

I'm just trying to be civil. If I said something and somebody took it the wrong way and got offended, I owe them an apology.

Dude... it was a joke! 

But it is a good reminder not to take things too seriously.  We tease and rib each other around here, as friends often will when they're comfortable in each others' presence.  Apologizing when there's a misunderstanding, even though you meant no malice, is a good thing.