%#@ You All

[RCMerchant]

i always found the expression-"so- wanna f**k?" works really well.
You will get laid.
for me it works. I go for broke. I either get ignored or I get laid. That question kinda puts it on the line. Mostly I get ignored.But I met my wife with that bad line-so-?
Honesty is the best policy-untill you get slapped in the face. 

[SPazzo]

How about Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle goes beaver hunting?

Sorry, I just like the phrase Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle.

[indianasmith]

In Tagalog (the language of the Philippines) they call it gilling-gilling .

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Dunno if this fits, but I have always like d the term diddle.

[Trevor]

I need your help. What non-profane words do you know for having sex? I'm writing something and I need a bunch of variations, most preferably ones that also work as names (i.e. Roger).

Thanks in advance and give me lots (of words, you perverts  ).

When I saw the title of this thread, I went  for a start.

A good South African word is "pomp" (translates as pump) and another is "naai" which can also mean stich or sow.

Now Andrew can ban my account. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Now Andrew can ban my account. 

Thats disgusting., I shall not speak to you for several weeks.
-Ed

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Taking The Log To The Beaver,

Riding The Skin Boat To Tuna Town

Rumpy-Bumpy

Slip Her The Sausage

Park The Pecker

Layin' Pipe

Maybe I'll have more later 

[The Burgomaster]

I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?"  I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care).  But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile.  I did, however, go home alone that night.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?"  I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care).  But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile.  I did, however, go home alone that night.

As did many a man back went home alone back in our heyday...and like some of us still do.

[AndyC]

Pretty much everything's been covered.

Might as well add Grandpa Gustafson's list from Grumpy Old Men. Some have been mentioned, some haven't.

- Slipping her the old salami
- Taking the skin boat to tuna town
- Putting the hot dog in the bun
- Riding the baloney pony
- Taking the log to the beaver
- Entering the holy of holies - Coitus Uninterruptus
- Burying your bone
- Taking One-Eye to the optometrist

And from Demolition Man:

The Hunka Chunka

[The Burgomaster]

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????

[SPazzo]

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????

Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead.

[AndyC]

Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????

Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead.

or...

Driving up Hershey Highway

Taking the road less traveled

Knocking on the back door

Up the hoop

Hobosexuality (bumf**king)