What CAN'T you do that most people can do?

[Flick James]

hi
Don't worry guys! that was the earth moving but it is not an earthquake it is just my wife enjoying herself.Uncle Greg i couldn't remember if you said the alphabet system or the numbers system,so i just stuck to the numbers system and performed a certain number that always seems to work.Doggett do you ever disagree with anyone?
My wife would like to thank you all for the advice and now i am the flavour of the month i get to purchase some movies on amazon without my wife giving me a headache.
So next time i am making love i shall post it on youtube under the title
                    "This ain't no badmovie,this is for real"

Did you use the numbers from Lost? According to the show they have special powers.

[Derf]

[Ignoring all the sex talk]

I can't burp on purpose. It occasionally happens by itself, but I can't will it to happen. Luckily, the same can't be said for other ways of emitting gas. 

[Paquita]

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

[ghouck]

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

It's not something YOU need to know. It's not weird in a bad way, but rather a good one.

[Mofo Rising]

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

It's not something YOU need to know. It's not weird in a bad way, but rather a good one.

Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.

[retrorussell]

Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.
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Ick.  If it bleeds, I don't feed. 

[ghouck]

Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.

I did not know that, , , I must have missed that one.

[Flick James]

Yeah, that was a staple in Sam Kinison's act for years. Good advice. That and shave off that stubble before venturing into the breach.

I did not know that, , , I must have missed that one.

Yeah, that was definately a Kinison bit, including "while I'm at it I think I'll write a letter to Santa."

[The Burgomaster]

I have a lot of trouble fastening my bra behind my back.  I can reach, but I just can't get the right hooks together.  Most girls are pros at this by now, but I still have to do it in front and spin it around.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

I have no idea what that is, I thought about asking, but decided it's probably best that I don't know.

Also known as "yodeling in the canyon."  I believe I heard that one from George Carlin.