Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW)

[The Burgomaster]

* 21 HUMP STREET
* CUMMIN' IN THE WOODS
* LICKOUT
* SNOW WHITE AND THE C**TSMAN
* END OF CROTCH

[messedup]

RODZILLA - KING OF THE SCHLONGSTERS
KISS-ASS
THE ROD WARRIOR
REQUIEM FOR A CREAM
PORN RIDERS & PORN WARRIORS
FILTHY
PRON MONKEY
PRON MAN 1-3
M-19 The Widowlayer
LET THE RIGHT DONG IN
POONTRAP
NATURAL PORN KILLERS
ROD-DICK

[FatFreddysCat]

Head Snow (or in Norwegian, Hed Sno) 

Miami Erection

[Gst0395]

I apologise if these have been done before, or are too explicit, but here you go.

Dong Hard With A Vengeance
The Elder Schlongs V: Skyrimjob
A Good Day To Drill Hard
Penetrator 2: Fudgepack Day
Sex Toy Story
Molesters, Inc.
WANK-R
Alien vs. Sexual Predator (hadn't realised this had been done before)
RoboCock 7 (this one as well)
Grand Theft A$$hole
American History XXX
The Wet Bunch
XXX-Men: First Clitorize
Dirty Hairy
Point Breast
Raping Bulls
They Lick
Reservoir Dongs
12 Years a Sex Slave
Pornstar Wars: The Empaler Squirts Back
The Jizzard of Oz

[JayJayM12]

Peed For Speed - a young girl will do whatever it takes, even debasing herself, to score the drug of her choice

Mr. Peabody and Sheman - a dog and his transvestite companion have adventures through time (I resisted the easy urge to make two urine-based porn titles in a row here)

12 Rears a Slave - sure, they work hard during the day, but at night, when the owners are asleep, it's party time!

Cloudy With a Chance to Meet My Balls 2 - plot synopsis not available

Almost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - you can get into a lot of trouble for watching this one...

Pair of Abnormal Activities - a young man has a lot of sex while realizing that he went one porn title too far and should have stopped at the last one.

[Gst0395]

Fagcum Force (uh oh!)
Monster Python and the Horny Whale
Robin Stud
Metropoling

Can't come up with any better ones. All the good ones I came up with were done in my last post.

[Umaril Has Returned]

* JACK REACH-AROUND
* THE HOBBIT: THE MASTURBATION OF SCHLONG
* AUGUST: ORGASM CUNNY
* THE NOOKIE THIEF
* LEE DANIELS' THE BUTTOCKS
* SUCKING MR. BANKS
* PACIFIC RIM JOB
* A GOOD DAY TO GET HARD

LMAO!   

*JERSEY WHORE
*STAR WHORES
*LUST IN SPACE
*THE TRANSGENDERS (More The Meets The Eye, for sure!)
*THE ADVENTURES OF BUTTMAN AND THROBBIN'
*FIRE DOWN BELOW 2: THE BURNING BUSH
*BI-TANIC

*And you can see all these great movies and series on DICKOLODEON!

[Umaril Has Returned]

ILLEGAL ALIENS vs. SEXUAL PREDATOR
GUESS WHO CAME AT DINNER?
BEACH BLANKET BIMBO
KING DONG vs.RODZILLA
C.H.O.A.D.
C.H.O.A.D. 2: ODE TO CHOAD
OUR GANG BANG FOLLIES OF 1938
I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER

[Umaril Has Returned]

I Swallow On Your Grave

The Misogyny Of Dr. Fu Muff Chew

How about I Spit It Out On Your Grave?   

[Gst0395]

Okay, I just came up with another.

The Italian Knob

[Mofo Rising]

Oscar Pick Edition, 2014:

American Hustler--Too easy, I know.

Captain Full Lips--Probably gay porn. Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club--Surprisingly distasteful, if you know the history.

Gravititty--In 3-D? I'm intrigued.

Whore--Already made, I'm afraid.

NebrASSka--Ew. Grampa porn. I'm sorry.

Feel-Up Omina--Granny porn, this list is becoming seriously terrible.

The Whore of Wall Street--Probably not far off the mark.

I had one for 12 Years a Slave, but it was indescribably awful. Even I'm not comfortable with it, so I took it down. If you don't know me, that is a lot of awfulness.

[Rev. Powell]

Oscar Pick Edition, 2014:

American Hustler--Too easy, I know.

Captain Full Lips--Probably gay porn. Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club--Surprisingly distasteful, if you know the history.

Gravititty--In 3-D? I'm intrigued.

Whore--Already made, I'm afraid.

NebrASSka--Ew. Grampa porn. I'm sorry.

Feel-Up Omina--Granny porn, this list is becoming seriously terrible.

The Whore of Wall Street--Probably not far off the mark.

I had one for 12 Years a Slave, but it was indescribably awful. Even I'm not comfortable with it, so I took it down. If you don't know me, that is a lot of awfulness.

You must have missed JayJayM12's "12 Rears a Slave" above.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Movies:

Cream A Little cr***pie  (Dream A Little Dream rip)
Blew Velvet
Oral And Hard-On: For Love Of Mummy
Loadhouse



(TV Series)

*Father Blows Best
*Leave It In The Beaver 
*Cumbat!
*The Scat Patrol
*The Honeypooners
*Gentle Ben Dover
*Assie
*Eat The C*ck  (Beat The Clock)

[Rictras Shard]

Stu-hard Little

[Umaril Has Returned]

Movies:
Glad-He-Ate-Her
The Kid With The Golden Di*k (Kid With The Golden Arm)
Poonraker (Moonraker)
The Three Spooges
Di*kula, Prince Of Darkness
The Penetrator (He'll be back!)
Das Butt
A Midnight Qu*er
Sucktacus


TV Series:
Big Gangbang Theory
Mike And Ollie
Hard Times (Good Times spoof)
Boners   (Bones spoof)
Full Poon: The Bi-light Saga
Lancelot Pink
Blojak