Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW)

[Swamp Thing]

Masters of the Uterus
Children of the Porn
Dawn of the Head

[retrorussell]

Plan 69 from outer space
Backdoor mountain
Pud feast

[Mofo Rising]

A couple more:

Moby's Dick
Taint Misbehavin'

[Archivist]

Oooh, this is the BEST thread!!!

I Am Number Sixty Nine
Underwear, Underwear Perversion, and Underwear 3: The Rise of the Erections
Star Whores
The Empire Sucks Jack
The Return of the One Eyed Snake
Penetrator (which is a real movie, a spoof of Terminator, and it's surprisingly good in a bad way)

Keep 'em cumming! 

[claws]

The Empire Sucks Jack

I'm sure Jack will be pleased 

[RCMerchant]

.F#ckinstein
.Doggystyle Day Afternoon
.Das Booty
.Creature from the Back Door Lagoon
.It Cum From Outer Space
.Legends of the Ball
.Midnight Plowboy
.Lawerence of the Labia
.Hallowiener
.Sexual Assault on Precient 13
.Meet the F@ckers ( yeh-too easy  )
.Moby Dick (again....^)
.White Heat (^)
.Around the World in 80 Gays
.She- Man and the Masterbaiters of the Universe
.Porkergiest
.Rearend Window
.The Tit and the Pendulum
.Hoe White and the 7 Dwarves
.ET- the Extra Testical (I got that from a Cheech and Chong movie...)
.I Cum in Peace
.The Good,the Bald, and the Fugly
.Cross- dressers of Iron (ok....I'm getting stupid here...I'll stop.)

[Archivist]

RCMerchant, why can I not modify your karma?  "Das Booty" ... "Hoe White and the Seven Dwarves" ... "I Cum In Peace"  How can you not deserve more karma? 

[RCMerchant]

RCMerchant, why can I not modify your karma?  "Das Booty" ... "Hoe White and the Seven Dwarves" ... "I Cum In Peace"  How can you not deserve more karma?  

I had my karma thingy disabled-it was bugging me. Thanxxx anyway!  
Or should I say it was buggering me? (Eeewww!!!!!  )

[claws]

I had my karma thingy disabled-it was bugging me. Thanxxx anyway!  

I envy you for being able to do that. Wish I could 

[AndyC]

.The Good,the Bald, and the Fugly

That's a real one, or close to it. Don't ask how I know.

[venomx]

Masters of the Uterus

HAaHAaHA! Man, that made me laugh! Awesome.

Hey, I can't believe you guys.... how about...

This Isn't Gilligan's Island!

[Flick James]

Double Feature starring Tom Spanks:

Big
The Money Shot

[AndyC]

Glistening Spunkwad Theatre 69000

"Cumbot! Lipsy! Tom Pervo! Blooooow!"

Not a bad idea really. Take cheesy old pornos and give them the MST treatment, with some XXX host segments starring a woman trapped in space with some interestingly-designed robots.

[Psycho Circus]

Full Metal Jack-off

Caddyshag

Robocock

[The Burgomaster]

.Midnight Plowboy

There is actually a movie called MIDNIGHT PLOWBOY.  I have the DVD.  Here's the cover: