Road rage: ever got out of your car?

[lester1/2jr]

If a driver is driving bad I call them lady even if I can't see what they are.

[The Burgomaster]

Luckily, when we got in the store, there was a display of floaty things for holding chlorine tablets that had frogs on them, so I immediately diverted him into say "frog" instead of "f**k." It worked, and he went home saying "frog" over and over instead of the other.

Whew!

I can see it now . . . he'll be a teenager and he'll ask some girl if he can frog her.