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Started by claws, April 20, 2011, 01:06:30 AM

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ulthar

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 22, 2011, 04:04:21 AM




We have one of these...or something EXTREMELY similar (may be a different brand).  Wife's father gave it to us.

Yes, we've used it.   :thumbup:
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^  My mother has one back home we used a lot for turkey.  It beats the pants off of the electronic food processors. 
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Nakuyabi

I'm guessing most of you first saw these at http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/ just as I did.

In my opinion, these two examples top all the others:


Let's see, who haven't we offended yet?


Oh. Yeah. Forgot. Sorry I asked.

Ash

This is one of the funniest fuc*in' threads I've ever seen on here!   :teddyr:   :thumbup:

hudders


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Leah




i find that she's enjoying that ice cream way too much! :buggedout:
yeah no.


Leah

yeah no.

ghouck

Quote from: hudders on April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM


Lol, I have to one-up you in the "that's just WRONG" department:



Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: hudders on April 27, 2011, 03:47:04 AM


:buggedout:

Sooooooooo......wrong.....



I know what they were trying to say here, but it still sounds wrong.

claws

Quote from: ghouck on April 27, 2011, 09:31:23 PM




Just WTF were they thinking when they made this ad?

I shouldn't laugh but this is too much  :bouncegiggle:

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AndyC

Quote from: Circus Circus on April 28, 2011, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 27, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 27, 2011, 12:48:40 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 23, 2011, 12:46:50 AM


Huh?
HINT: Her left hand is doing what?

Faintly touching her non-existent breasticle.

I figured that was the point of posting it. I see nothing sexual there, and I have a whole thread dedicated to what a perv I am. :teddyr:
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