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Started by macabre, April 21, 2011, 02:58:53 PM

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retrorussell

#15
April 22, 2011, 05:53:23 PM
Same here about the drunk.. not always an "attract" as in romantic pursuit (yeck) but just someone wanting to talk to me or bother me for no reason.  Had an annoying one last night bug me.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

LilCerberus

#16
April 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Why is it everyone else's pants wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Psycho Circus

#17
April 22, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Why is it everyone else's pants wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?

Mine do too. I'm lazy as well, so I'm still going to work in pants that have a tear in that region. I just hope it doesn't get any bigger!  :buggedout:

hudders

#18
April 22, 2011, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 22, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Why is it everyone else's pants wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?

Mine do too. I'm lazy as well, so I'm still going to work in pants that have a tear in that region. I just hope it doesn't get any bigger!  :buggedout:

My wife's banned me from going to work in any of the (many) sweaters I have with holes in the armpits. Just when you get something worn-in and comfortable, suddenly you're not allowed to wear it anymore.

JaseSF

#19
April 22, 2011, 07:29:34 PM
My jeans always wear out in the butt near the pockets...

I've had drunks in the past decide to come chatting with me too. That said, I prefer the over friendly drunk who call you "their best friend ever" over the ones who want to fight...

I too find that when you're busy or engaged in something like reading a book, watching TV or listening to music, someone inevitably interrupts you and demands your attention.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

LilCerberus

#20
April 22, 2011, 07:37:41 PM
Why is it my ideas always suck, until a couple of meetings later when somebody else comes up with the exact same idea?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Paquita

#21
April 22, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
Why is it that some dudes will slow down in their cars to make cat calls and whistle, but won't actually come to a complete stop so I can cross the street?

Killer Bees

#22
April 22, 2011, 10:30:58 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Why is it everyone else's pants wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?

Okay, now you're just bragging  :teddyr:
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Psycho Circus

#23
April 23, 2011, 05:44:03 AM
Quote from: Paquita on April 22, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
Why is it that some dudes will slow down in their cars to make cat calls and whistle, but won't actually come to a complete stop so I can cross the street?

That's what separates jerks and gentlemen.

flackbait

#24
April 23, 2011, 10:15:06 AM
why is it the main door to my aparment is never locked when I normaly go through, but when I'm carrying something/ in a hurry or in bad weather it's locked so I have fish around my keys for the right one?

LilCerberus

#25
April 23, 2011, 06:48:33 PM
Why is it my mom couldn't have just called me to tell me that somebody complained about my lawn?
And why is it she didn't bother to call & tell me she was coming over with her own mower while I was out?

Jeez! A little communication would've helped, & I'd have taken care of this.
Instead, I've now got this big *&!% guilt trip to deal with, & some stranger coming around. :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Psycho Circus

#26
April 24, 2011, 05:12:58 AM
Why is it that when I take an umbrella to work, the weather is glorious and when I don't it rains like a power shower?

LilCerberus

#27
April 26, 2011, 11:19:01 PM
Why is it, you create an open access calendar for your organization, then suddenly everybody else decides to make a completely different one about the exact same thing, then poopoo the idea of pooling these calendars, only to wonder why the turnout aint so good, leaving them asking everyone "Why weren't you at last night's meeting?"

And Why is it, you go to an office training seminar, sit through a boring, rambling & confusing lecture, then get to the practice portion, only to have a couple folks fire up a loud conversation about something irrelevant, thus drowning out the conversation that the trainer & the trainee are trying to have? (I have ADHD, so this is a HUGE disruption for me.)
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Leah

#28
April 27, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM
Why is it everyone else's pants wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?
I always wear out the ends of my jeans.
speaking of which

Why is it that whenever I'm trying to look for good pants, they never have the ones I want. I want some pants that is long, but just below the knees.
yeah no.

hudders

#29
April 27, 2011, 09:16:17 AM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 27, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
I want some pants that is long, but just below the knees.

I must admit that I am not an expert on the American vernacular, but if they only come to just below the knee do they qualify as pants? Surely these are shorts?
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