If you were a character in a film and you had to die

[WildHoosier09]

baked half-alive into a cake and eaten by several people as I watch. Like the Tom Petty video...

which video is that?

I too would vote for the mid-coitus death, might as well die happy 

[AndyC]

I too would vote for the mid-coitus death, might as well die happy 

I wouldn't mind that either, as long as I could come before I go.

[Nightowl]

which video is that?

Don't Come Around Here No More?

[The Gravekeeper]

Condor with a grenade launcher. While on fire.

[BoyScoutKevin]

These are the film characters for which I have extreme empathy.
(1) I know how they think.
(2) I know what they'd do.
(3) I know what they'd say.
And thus, I know how they'd die, and how I'd want to die.

Some are more anonymous than others.

Dinosaur
Bruton, the Iguandon (voiced by Peter Siaguse)
crushed to death

Fright Night
Edward (Evil Ed) Thompson (Stephen Geoffreys)
impaled on a broken table leg

Heathers
Kurt Kelly (Lance Fenton)
shot between the eyes

Lair of the White Worm
Kevin (Chris Pitt)
drowned in the tub. Sex will never be better

The Alamo (2004)
one of the Texicans
shot. fall off the roof of the Mission. shot twice more before hitting the ground.

Bugsy Malone
a Fat Sam gangmember
shot with a Splurge gun

Enemy of the State
NSA employee
sawed-off shotgun blast to the chest

Glory
officer in the 54th Massachusetts
shot

Krull
one of the outlaws
unknown

Les Miserables
one of the student agitators
shot, then bayoneted, and then bludgeoned by a rifle butt

The Lord of the Rings (1978)
one of the Riders of Rohan
hacked to death by swords

The Messenger
one of the squires of the captain of the king's archers
speared in the stomach and then killed falling from a breidge

The Mission
one of the missionaries
shot to death

Waterloo
one of the allied cavalryman
stabbed in the back by a French lance, when my horse becomes bogged down in the mud

Zulu Dawn
one of the cavalryman
stabbed in the throat by a Zulu spear

[spongekryst]

I'm a fan of freak accidents. My favorite way to die would be to attempt a backflip in front of a crowd (perhaps a circus or street performance), only for gravity to cause me to land on my head, breaking my neck.

Eaten alive from the inside is a good one too.

A noble death would be to bring a loved one to safety while taken extreme punishment.

[Trevor]

I would like to go after being loved to death by Joan Collins, Loni Anderson, Pam Grier and Lynda Carter. After that, I can quite cheerfully go to hell and  . 

[Couchtr26]

I would like to go after being loved to death by Joan Collins, Loni Anderson, Pam Grier and Lynda Carter. After that, I can quite cheerfully go to hell and  . 

I can get on board with that.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Here's three more I just remembered.

"Brotherhood of the Wolf"
Thomas d'Apcher (Jacques Pepin)
beheaded (guillotine)

"Lady Jane"
Lord Guilford Dudley (Cary Elwes)
decapitated (axe)

"The Reckoning"
Thomas Wells (unknown actor)
broken neck

[Leah]

be taken down by mermaids as in the new Pirates film. get radiated like Danny in The Brain from Planet Arous  Or just get guillotined

[venomx]

Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)

This is the way I really want to go, if I have to. Just like Dr. James.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auL71nyneF8

Threatened by a Master Vampire then he was killed by 3 very sexy vampire women, clawed and slowly bitten and drained of blood. I mean HEY what the HELL. If you listen it seems he even enjoyed it.

[Psycho Circus]

^ 70s vamp chicks...........can't go wrong there 

[Andrew]

The super-intelligent invading space dinosaurs are victorious and Earth is lost.  I jump into an experimental battlemech to fight the alien horde so that the last evacuation shuttle can make it away.

OR

Armed with a silver katana facing down a whole pack of werewolves.

[venomx]

Since your ex military I would think you would have used guns with silver bullets.

[Andrew]

Since your ex military I would think you would have used guns with silver bullets.

Not ex-military yet!.  I think I opted for the sword because, if I have to go down, going down as I cut my way through a horde of werewolves would be insanely satisfying.