Funniest bad one-liners

Kaseykockroach · May 07, 2011, 09:46:40 PM

"F*ck you, Lucky Charms!"

lester1/2jr · May 08, 2011, 11:53:10 AM

"It's not how far we go, it's how go we far!" -ski school

"If brains were bird s**t , you'd have a clean cage" -Hard Ticket to Hawaii

major jay · May 08, 2011, 01:58:34 PM

I'll dedicate my last number to all the undead from around the world.
(zombie DJ from ZOMBIE 3)

Olivia Bauer · May 10, 2011, 08:02:02 AM

Quote from: Circus Circus on May 07, 2011, 02:10:46 PM
Time to change the thread title

I don't want to make a "Worst 'Commando' One-liners."
Though we could make a looooooooooooong list.

The Burgomaster · May 10, 2011, 11:10:09 AM

"Every bone in her crotch . . . that's what I'm gonna break!" ~ Peter Fonda in DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY

Olivia Bauer · May 11, 2011, 10:10:24 AM

"The price is WRONG, b***h!"
-Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore after knocking out Bob Barker

WildHoosier09 · May 11, 2011, 07:06:05 PM

The classic of all from "They Live"

Rowdy Randy just after he sneaks into a bank and realizes he just walked into a bank with a shotgun and everyone thinks he's robbing it: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubble gum"

Trevor · May 14, 2011, 12:20:19 PM

Burt Reynolds on the toilet: "Just sh*t and shove it under the door!"