Songs Your Parents Gave You Crap About

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My mother used to throw an absolute FIT any time she heard John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" playing.  "Do you HEAR that???  He said HIGH!  That's about GETTING HIGH!!!  People don't know that!  It's awful!  He's singing about SMOKING MARIJUANA!!!"   She was totally disgusted that it got airtime on radio.    She's a special woman.

(And people think I am upright!   )