Boy, this sounds like a...

[sprite75]

...winning combination to me!

[Jack]

If they only had exotic dancers too, it would literally be heaven on earth!

[Hammock Rider]

 


   Growing weary of the hassle of showbiz life, Larry the Cable Guy retired to run his own, small, home based business.

[Leah]

where the celebs go to avoid the paparazzi.

[Mr. DS]

"We's Good People"

[Mr. DS]

"C'mon down for 'Explode Your Own Chipmunk Wednesdays' and get a coupon for an extra half dozen nightcrawlers with yer next worm purchase!"

[venomx]

Boy: Hey! Hey look, Paw... its them cheap fire crackers and smokes!

Dad: Oh damn it. Get that squirrel ready. We be eatin good tonight.

Mom: Hey Pa...

Dad: Shut up Ma. You just keep givin birth to that baby.

[retrorussell]

If you though tequila and worms together was odd..

[sprite75]

Jor-El: They can be a great people, Kal-El, if they wish to be.
Kal-El: Oh really, pop?  Take a look at this place I found while flying through Missouri last week.
Jor-El: Of course I have been wrong before.

[Leah]

And we's still says Nascar sucks!

[Mr. DS]

"If you can beat our prices, we'll beat you!"

[JayJayM12]

This will literally be the absolute LAST place on Earth that will legalize gay marriage.

[AndyC]

And a wide selection of Gospel CDs.

[Leah]

now son, it's about time I tell you about the three B's- Beer, Bullets, and  Babes.

[Flangepart]

Goes out to buy smokes, drinks whiskey, lights too many fireworks, ends up worm food.
In short, a typical July 4th in southern Ohio.