Worst Band/Album Names

[Psycho Circus]

I was listening to an album the other day by an 80s rock band called Snatch. They had an EP in 1985 called (I kid you not), "If The Party's In Your Mouth...We're Comin'" and I was just thinking about stupid band names and really bad titles for records. The ones that immediately sprung to mind were early 90s grunge bands; Dracula Milk Toast and Cat Butt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LdgoSuS2OM
Cat Butt's album was called "Journey To The Centre Of Cat Butt". 


Can anyone think of any others?

[Mofo Rising]

This isn't going to make it past the censoring software, but:

Anal C**t

From Wikipedia: "The name Anal C**t came from Seth Putnam's attempt 'to get the most offensive, stupid, dumb, etc. name possible'."

I would say they succeeded in that goal.

I don't know anything about the band, I gather they were an attempt to be deliberately awful and offensive, and yet they produced music for two decades until the singer's recent death. I don't own any of their music. The only reason I know about it is because a guy came into the library wearing a t-shirt with the band's name.

[Psycho Circus]

Anal C**t

I don't know anything about the band, I gather they were an attempt to be deliberately awful and offensive, and yet they produced music for two decades until the singer's recent death. I don't own any of their music. The only reason I know about it is because a guy came into the library wearing a t-shirt with the band's name.

I'd heard the name years ago, gave them a listen about a week ago...Terrible. 1-2min long songs with jaw-droppingly offensive lyrics and every song sounds exactly the same. Probably the worst band I've ever heard.

[zombie no.one]

Mariah Carey - "The Emancipation Of Mi-Mi"

like wtf dude

[zombie no.one]

some other bad album titles (imo)

Limb Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish
Victory - You Bought It, You Name It
Caravan - Girls That Get Plump In The Night

[venomx]

Anal Blast - "p***y Blood Popsicle"

[Mr. DS]

p**sing Razors

[Flick James]

Ruby Slippers. A hair band from L.A., one of those dime a dozen hair bands from the mid to late 80's. I never saw them, I just remember seeing ads for their shows, which they marketed heavily, and seeing their super quaffed hair band regalia. I didn't need to see them to know what that show would be like. Not that I hate all hair bands, some were okay, but Ruby Slippers (just the name alone makes me shudder) just epitomized the worst hair bands, the guys that just removed all the grit from rock and roll.

[lester1/2jr]

These kids in my high school had a worst band name contest. My memory is a little hazy about why or how they came up with the winner but it was Farm Farm.

[zombie no.one]

lol I was in a band at school called HOOF BOOT, then one member left and we were resurrected as DING DONG BEDSPREAD. both of those are terrible

[Psycho Circus]

Victory - You Bought It, You Name It

I own that album. I don't actually think that's a bad title.

Ruby Slippers.

I own bootleg Ruby Slippers demos. 

[Flick James]

Victory - You Bought It, You Name It

I own that album. I don't actually think that's a bad title.

Ruby Slippers.

I own bootleg Ruby Slippers demos. 

Amazing! I have no idea what they sound like, I just could never get past the ultra quaffed regalia to give them a chance.

[Psycho Circus]

I own bootleg Ruby Slippers demos. 

Amazing! I have no idea what they sound like, I just could never get past the ultra quaffed regalia to give them a chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZ6Zv9nBao

Here's another awful band name......SMELLY BOGGS!

[Flick James]

I own bootleg Ruby Slippers demos. 

Amazing! I have no idea what they sound like, I just could never get past the ultra quaffed regalia to give them a chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZ6Zv9nBao

Here's another awful band name......SMELLY BOGGS!

Wow. That picture accompanying the song is even more androgeny-filled than what I remember from their show ads. That's a lot of women's clothing going on. Not that I'm judging. And a cover of These Boots Are Made For Walking. Priceless.

[Allhallowsday]

There was a Country band called BOY HOWDY...