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Bad news for Texas Chainsaw Massacre fans

Started by crackers, July 15, 2011, 12:58:15 PM

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Skull

#1
July 15, 2011, 01:02:31 PM
Not surprised... what is this the 3rd or 4th remake?

akiratubo

#2
July 15, 2011, 05:15:13 PM


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CLINT'S LEFT EYE OMG IT'S SLIDING DOWN HIS FACE
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Nightowl

#3
July 15, 2011, 11:13:16 PM
Doing this movie is gonna ruin Eastwood's future career, of course he'll probably use his dad as a meal ticket. Shame he didnt get off to a clean start :(

RCMerchant

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July 16, 2011, 04:32:36 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on July 15, 2011, 05:15:13 PM


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CLINT'S LEFT EYE OMG IT'S SLIDING DOWN HIS FACE

He could play in the remake of the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

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Jack

#5
July 16, 2011, 07:18:08 AM
Oh goody, it's in 3-D   :lookingup:
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The Burgomaster

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July 16, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 16, 2011, 07:18:08 AM
Oh goody, it's in 3-D   :lookingup:

I can see it now.  Endless shots of Leatherface standing directly in front of the camera thrusting his chainsaw at the screen.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

crackers

#7
July 16, 2011, 09:10:37 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 16, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 16, 2011, 07:18:08 AM
Oh goody, it's in 3-D   :lookingup:

I can see it now.  Endless shots of Leatherface standing directly in front of the camera thrusting his chainsaw at the screen.



Yep.

Vik

#8
July 16, 2011, 01:17:08 PM
... They already messed it up twice. I've only seen 2 remakes, I'm not sure if there are more. But the 2 I saw sucked. Badly.

HappyGilmore

#9
July 17, 2011, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: Pillow on July 16, 2011, 01:17:08 PM
... They already messed it up twice. I've only seen 2 remakes, I'm not sure if there are more. But the 2 I saw sucked. Badly.
Only real remakes I can think of is the Michael Bay ones from like, '04 and '06.  The ones with R. Lee Ermey as the Sheriff.

There was that one in '94 with Renee Zellwegger and Matthew McCaunaghy.  But that was a part sequel/part remake. 
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