Main Menu

politically correct movie titles

Started by zombie no.one, July 18, 2011, 06:25:57 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

zombie no.one

Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged

Flick James

I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Flangepart

GODZILLA ROYALTY OF THE SOCIALLY UNACCEPTED.

UNPLEASENT PERSONIFICATION OF A MAJOR CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.

INDIANA JONES AND THE TERMINALLY LETHAL HOUSE OF WORSHIP.

UNPLANNED TERRAIN OCCUPATION BY THE NON-ATMOSPHERE POST-LIVING HUMANOIDS.

THE SATANIC INSERTION OF MS. JONES.

THE EXTREMELY PLATONIC BRUINS MOVIE.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

The Burgomaster

* DISPLACED PERSON WITH A SHOTGUN
* ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Skull

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 19, 2011, 11:35:11 AM
* DISPLACED PERSON WITH A SHOTGUN
* ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE


Actually:

Displaced Person with a Manually Operated Burglar Deterrent Device.


zombie no.one


Raffine

FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MEDICAL ANOMALY FROM H-E-DOUBLE TOOTH PICKS
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Flangepart

THE DEBILITATED PLANT GERMINATION DEVICE.

THE UNEXPECTEDLY LARGE AVIAN PEDAL EXTREMITY.

ARACHNID OFFSPRING.

THE SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED NOT LIVING.

THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED.

THE STARTING OF THE CONCLUSION.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

InformationGeek

Oh!  Let's have some fun.

Inglourious Basterds
Dishonorable Jerks

Silence of the Lambs
Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals

Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Unjust Thieves of the Lost Jewish/Christian Artifact

Kick-Ass
The Use of the Foot to the Derrière
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

TheDope

African-American Non-Angelic Doll from Heck


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

zombie no.one

Quote from: InformationGeek on July 21, 2011, 10:05:08 PM

Silence of the Lambs
Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals

how is 'Silence Of The Lambs' politically incorrect?! still made me laugh though  :teddyr:

Flick James

Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

zombie no.one

Quote from: Flick James on July 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM
Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.

Quote from: DCA on July 19, 2011, 06:34:22 AM
Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged

great minds like a think  :teddyr:

Criswell


Umaril The Unfeathered

Quote from: Flangepart on July 20, 2011, 08:39:23 AM
THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED.


Haha, that's Night Of The Living Dead, isn't it?  :bouncegiggle:

How about it's sequels, The Morning Sun Of The Death Gifted and the final film, The Mid-Day Of Those Denied Life:teddyr:

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!