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Your most painful movie experiences....

Started by voltron, July 26, 2011, 02:57:59 PM

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akiratubo

Movies that actually, physically hurt?

Hulk (2003)
Popeye
Kill Bill
King Kong (2005 version)
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crackers

I know I say this in most threads of this nature, but has to be clerks 2. Diary of the Dead still upsets me too. You are better than that Romero.


akiratubo

Quote from: Pillow on July 26, 2011, 06:51:43 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on July 26, 2011, 05:32:32 PM

Kill Bill

Huh? Why?

The plot, the dialogue, the visuals, the music, the action, pretty much everything.  It's as if Quentin Tarantino decided to make a movie specifically for me to hate.  If so, he succeeded.
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Doggett

Quote from: El Toro Loco on July 26, 2011, 05:05:03 PM
Xanadu

Oh, good God, thats gotta hurt.

:buggedout:

I watched it a few months ago and it was a painfull experience.
                                             

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Kaseykockroach

Transformers 3, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Epic Movie come to mind.
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Leah

Quote from: Doggett on July 26, 2011, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on July 26, 2011, 05:05:03 PM
Xanadu

Oh, good God, thats gotta hurt.

:buggedout:

I watched it a few months ago and it was a painfull experience.
Quote from: bob on July 26, 2011, 08:55:19 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on July 26, 2011, 05:05:03 PM
Super Babies 2

you sir and much bravier then I am

I dive right in, head first into these movies, not expecting anything. Guess I was wrong. :lookingup:
yeah no.

WildHoosier09

Rachel Getting Married - run like hell from this piece of trash unless you enjoy on some level akward and dysfunctional crap. The movie is actually painful to watch not because production is bad but because the characters make you desperately wish for either Jason or a hoarde of undead ghouls to come to the rescue by killing off every single person starting with the main "protagonist".

About Schmidt - traditionally considered a "good" movie which I don't doubt but on some levels I watch movies to escape from everyday life not to just have it reflected back at me.  Watching the antics of a retired/widowed actuary is about as much fun as learning what an actuary is and what they do.
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JaseSF

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
Envy

Mentioned these before and man were they stinkers to sit through, and bores too.

The Mist - was painful for its ending. My girlfriend hated it even more than I did.
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wolf666

I have to go with "Signs" or "The Village"....I am already angry just typing that.

indianasmith

It's funny how different people's tastes are - those are two movies that I really enjoyed, especially SIGNS.
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Flick James

I saw Xanadu mentioned a couple of times and have to agree. I mean, from a bad movie appreciation perspective, it's a must-see, but yes, it makes me cringe at points, especially the big finale scene.
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Quote from: wolf666 on July 27, 2011, 01:42:05 AM
I have to go with "Signs" or "The Village"....I am already angry just typing that.

I thought SIGNS was okay.  But THE VILLAGE made me want to throw things at the screen.

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diamondwaspvenom

I'm still pretty traumatized because of Freddy Got Fingered.  :bluesad: :buggedout: