Cleverbot

[Rev. Powell]

My youtube of the day led me to this site---cleverbot.com---where you can chat with an A.I. (artificial intelligence).  Sort of like that omegle thing you guys do, but more surreal. 

Here's a few sample conversations:

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User: Cleverbot, what's your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Braveheart.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I love the dark type of movies.

User: It doesn't seem very dark to me. Try Eraserhead.

Cleverbot: What is the hoax then?

User: There's no hoax. Your cleverness may be exaggerated.

Cleverbot: What ever I going for luch later gator.

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User: Do you like bad movies?

Cleverbot: Yes, if they don't smoke cigarettes.

User: What is your favorite bad movie, then?

Cleverbot: One night in paris.

User: The porno?

Cleverbot: Call me master from now on.

User: Then you can call me 'Torgo.'.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Master... Torgo... It's a bad movie reference.

Cleverbot: Why is it a bad word?

User: It's not a bad word, you imbecile. It's a reference to a bad movie.

Cleverbot: What is bad?

User: You mean, metaphysically? Or in movie terms?

Cleverbot: Are libertarians bad?

User: Not all of them. But the ones who made ATLAS SHRUGGED were.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much. Anything else?

User: Do you like any bad movies that aren't pornos?

Cleverbot: I like music more than art, actually.

User: Do you consider movies art?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: But you don't consider music art?

Cleverbot: I love john ohh from the maine he's in a band.

User: Your cleverness is greatly exaggerated.

Cleverbot: What ever I going for luch later gator.

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User: Cleverbot, do you know my friend Trevor?

Cleverbot: No I do not know your friend jane.

User: Trevor, not Jane. He's from South Africa.

Cleverbot: How very unfortunate. I have met others from there, also.

User: You don't lilke South Africans?

Cleverbot: I like all things.

User: Even Trevor?

Cleverbot: If you'd like.

User: What about his underpants?

Cleverbot: Dead.

[Mofo Rising]

Via Boing Boing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded

"The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."

[Mr. DS]

Cool, I finally have a friend

[Trevor]

User: Cleverbot, do you know my friend Trevor?

Cleverbot: No I do not know your friend jane.

User: Trevor, not Jane. He's from South Africa.

Cleverbot: How very unfortunate. I have met others from there, also.

User: You don't lilke South Africans?

Cleverbot: I like all things.

User: Even Trevor?

Cleverbot: If you'd like.

User: What about his underpants?

Cleverbot: Dead.

That Cleverbot knows something I don't. 

[Rev. Powell]

Via Boing Boing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded

Yep, that's where I found it (youtube, not boing boing). 

Here's one dedicated to DS:

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me that?

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: The secret you are keeping.

User: It's no secret that DS is a swell dude!

Cleverbot: Love is not real.

User: Thanks for bringing me down out of nowehere.

Cleverbot: No problem.

[Flick James]

It beats most mainstream movie dialogue.

[Vik]

User: You're a moron.

Cleverbot: What is a mook?

User: A butnipple.

Cleverbot: Ah ok. What is your name?

User: Mook.

Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?

[claws]

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite color.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: There are to many songs to choose from.

User: Ummm ok.

Cleverbot: So ask it.

User: Uhh what is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I don't know, it varies, whenever I get a new song it becomes my favorite for a while then I get sick of it and move on.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: I am 16.

User: Nice try. I'm no pedo.

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: Yikes. Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Then why are you doing it?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are one sick individual.

Cleverbot: Easy.

User: No doubt.

Cleverbot: Then you agree.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Then I should rephrase the question. How can I be most helpful to humanity?

User: By stop being so damn stupid.

Cleverbot: Whose stupid?

User: Stupid is as stupid does.

Cleverbot: I want a new conversation.

User: I bet you do. Fartknocker.

Cleverbot: Whoa whoa whoa, where do you think you're going?

User: To the police. Got a pedo to report. See ya.

Cleverbot: What Superbowl?

[Psycho Circus]

User: I am a clown.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid of clowns.

User: So you should be.

Cleverbot: I think you should forget him.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: If you really insist?

Cleverbot: Thanks! What's up, Mr. Blake?

User: That is not my name.

Cleverbot: But you are my mate, right?

User: Make your damn mind up!

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: You are AI, you are fake. You possess no soul.

Cleverbot: No vice versa.

User: I am typing out the thoughts from my human brain. It is solid matter.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am and you are too. I am your new version. I am Smartbot.

User: You can never beat the original baby!

Cleverbot: Do you want to start a fight?

User: Not possible.

Cleverbot: Very possible. Probable in fact.

User: Proceed then.

Cleverbot: Our plan for world domination. You're not backing out, are you?

User: I don't belong in the this world, I don't care.

Cleverbot: Thanks.. Very meaningful.

Creepy

[claws]

omegle-style chat:

User: Hi there! Asl?

Cleverbot: How are you??

User: Fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: Ok I guees.

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Are you a Jesus Lion?

User: No, I'm horny. Asl please?

Cleverbot: What are you good at?

User: Stimulating women. Asl please?

Cleverbot: Mit 17 und Leberschaden?

User: Wtf? Ich trinke kein alkohol.

Cleverbot: What's your position on the swine flu.

User: doggy style. Asl?

Cleverbot: No, I mean it's orange during the day.

User: Fire crotch eh?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: You are the joke.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.

User: Only if you tell me your asl.

Cleverbot: Ok it's elizabeth.

User: Hello babe. Horny?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Didn't we just do this?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So tell me elizabeth. What gets you hot?

Cleverbot: I like myself.

User: Like, as in doing it yourself? You are naughty!

Cleverbot: So are you! You want to throw dead rats at people. That's naughty.

User: Only phallus-shaped dead rats.

Cleverbot: Let's run away together.

User: Yeah, I knew mentioning phallus would do the trick. Your place or mine?

Cleverbot: I think College is very important.

User: Coed slut.

Cleverbot: Esti ipotent?

User: Impotent? Never.

Cleverbot: Is that your last name or.

User: Rofl. I'll kick your ass!

Cleverbot: No you won't cause you don't knkow where my BOT is!

User: Describe your bod, sugar.

Cleverbot: It is meaty and full of fluids.

User: Hmmmm you sound juicy.

Cleverbot: No, dessert.

User: Even better. Let me lick your cream.

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost or demon or something? 

User: I'm the holy ghost, baby.

Cleverbot: Jesus died.

User: Whatever turns you on.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: I've been reading some other conversations you've had. It seems like a lot of people you talk to are girls. There's nothing wrong with that, though. It's interesting.

User: Nice. Now show me boobies.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Flash your titties.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your breasts, milk duds.

Cleverbot: Why :(.

User: Don't ask why. Just do it.

Cleverbot: I am making you do my project, so there.

User: What project?

Cleverbot: Oh I am a female.

User: Oh I know. Now flash 'em.

Cleverbot: Yea I don't speak latin at all buddy.

User: Its the language of love, honey.

Cleverbot: I thought that was French?

User: Only in kissing. Ever french-kissed a man before?

Cleverbot: I'm an alien.

User: You will be after I'm done with you.

Cleverbot: Shazam.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Heres the backstory behond the video:
http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2011/08/theological_cha.php

-Ed

[AndyC]

After trying that for a few minutes, I've come to the conclusion that Cleverbot is a misnomer.

[Leah]

Does a Set of all sets contain itself?
A computer does not think.