Parody a popular song of today/yesteryear! Put up a verse or two, or more.

[retrorussell]

I often think of my own parodies; often they're just stupid or very silly.

Most recently:
"Jack Is Jack" (parodying "Black Is Black" by Los Bravos, and spoken in the style of Jack Nicholson)

Jack is Jack.
I WANT MY WENDY BACK! (in the style of a crazed Jack Torrance from The Shining)
It's grey, it's grey.
Since they shot Mrs. Mulwray, oh, oh.. (in the style of Jake Gittes from Chinatown)
What can I do?
Cuz I.. I feel blue.

(other future characterizations might include The Joker, Randle McMurphy, Robert Dupea, etc.)

Like I said, pretty stupid.  Just something to occupy my mind at work.
What do you have brewing?

[Pacman000]

(To the tune of Born Free)

EAT CHEESE!
Eat cheese on a sandwich!
Eat cheese on a pizza!
EAT CHEESE!

[retrorussell]

I brought it up once on another thread, but:
RICE RICE KRISPIES (parodying Ice Ice Baby)

Alright, stop!
Collaborate and listen
Kellogg's is back with a crispy invention
(crispy!) Little puffs of rice
Gimme a banana, and I'll slice
(sprinkled!) On top of my cereal
Scoop to my mouth, taste is ethereal
To the extreme 9 vitamins and iron
Taste for yourself if you think I'm lying
Dash to the kitchen, quick like a candle
Grab the refrigerator door handle
Pull out the milk while it's icy cold
And pour it on the Krispies in my bowl
Snap, Crackle, Pop; the sound that they play
Dope melody keeps me going all day
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it
Check out the sugar while the milk dissolves it
(Rice, Rice, Krispies)
(Kellogg's Rice, Rice, Krispies)

[Pacman000]

^Look for the movie, Cool as Milk, coming to a theatre near you!

[alandhopewell]

     If you're owing a bill
To a man named Hank Hill
PROPANE.

    I shot Claude Rains down in Africa
Unclogged the drains down in Africa
Flew old jet planes down in Africa.

[retrorussell]

    If you're owing a bill
To a man named Hank Hill
PROPANE.

    I shot Claude Rains down in Africa
Unclogged the drains down in Africa
Flew old jet planes down in Africa.

I remember doing one for propane before.  Having been a custodian and running a speed buffer for many years, it was only fitting.

[alandhopewell]

      MICKEY JOINT!
      MICKEY JOINT!
      Forever let us hold a better
      HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH!
      Come along
      And bring the bong
      And join the family
      M-I-C-K-E-Y  J-O-I-N-T!

[Pacman000]

Daniel Boone was a man
He was a BIG man!
Especially after McDonnalds came to Boonesburg

Dooty-do, Dooty-do, Dooty-Doody-Doody-do

(In print this doesn't seem like it would work, but it does fit the tune fairly well if you sing it.)

[Umaril Has Returned]

Three Stooges Theme Song ( 3 Blind Mice)

Curly, Larry, Moe,
the dumbest guys you know
Moe likes to frown, and Curly makes that sound

A smack in the face is how it begins
A poke in the eyes or a fist to the chin
You never know what kind of trouble you're in
with Curly, Larry and Moe,

Curly, Larry and Moe. 

[Umaril Has Returned]

I Go To Pieces ( originally written by Del Shannon, done by Peter and Gordon)

I Ran Away  (2 verses)

I went to Shop-Rite just the other day
The prices made me turn and run away
All I wanted was some good ground round
The stuff was six or seven bucks a pound, and I

I Ran Away, from the grocery store
No way in hell will I pay just one cent more,
At any... grocery store

da da da da da da dum dum dum

I never though I'd see a time like this,
when prices want to make you take a p*ss
It's hard enough to pay our bills these days
and have enough left for some milk and eggs, and I

I Ran Away from the grocery store,
Now way in hell will pay just one cent more
At any.. grocery store

[BoyScoutKevin]

I don't know whether this can be called a parody. I don't know whether this song was ever popular, but seeing that there are several new posters at this site, I did think of this little piece of doggerel for them.

Welcome!
Meet our new king.
Good King Andrew.
How the King can swing.
Here's "True Blue" Trevor
(Inserted his name for obvious reasons.)
And all the old posters, too.
Dance the Bongo Congo.
It's so good for you.

A warm welcome to all.
May your heart always be full of love for bad movies.
And may your brain always be filled with ideas for bad movies.

[alandhopewell]

     My wife asked me to stop singing this, as she loves the (real) song....

     You fill up my nostrils
      Like a fart in a spacesuit
      Like a turd on a heater
      Like a skunk in a tent
      Like a corpse in a closet
      Like a bag of old gymsocks....
      You fill up my nostrils
      My nose hairs are gone.

[retrorussell]

We milked this titty.
We milked this titty for rock and roll..

[alandhopewell]

     An old favorite, from MAD Magazine....

Last evening
I woke from sleep in horror
'Cause I'd had an awful nightmare
That I was just a nameless, average kid
Not famous, God forbid
With little girls not screaming
I'm glad I was only dreaming
'Cause I dig that I'm so big-
I THINIK I LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!