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Started by akiratubo, October 13, 2011, 07:05:03 PM

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sprite75

#15
October 20, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
WARNING: Bear traps are not sex toys!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

trekgeezer

#16
October 21, 2011, 11:21:21 AM
That's Billy blanks, maybe he sat on a dumbbell



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

AndyC

#17
October 21, 2011, 09:12:06 PM

No words, just a very long, loud fart noise.
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sprite75

#18
October 21, 2011, 09:37:52 PM


My chili not only burns going down, it also burns on the way out too!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

WildHoosier09

#19
November 05, 2011, 08:58:23 PM
That's not a toilet, it's a mopbucket  :cheers:

For those unfamiliar with the classic joke: man goes in a bar and drinks until he's completely sh*tfaced drunk and has to p**s. The bartender tells him to go down the hall and turn right to go in the bathroom. The drunk runs (staggers) down the hall and shortly afterwards screams of agony fill the bar. The drunk comes back to the bar and tries to order another drink and the bartender demands to know what happened before he serves another drink. The drunk says "wll I went down your hallway turned left sat on your yellow toilet and pulled the flush handle and the d*mn thing squeezed my balls", The bartender thinks a moment and says "that's not the bathroom, that's the janitors closset you just sat on the mopbucket".
The only difference between zombies and toddlers is one is cuter than the other.

horrorwriter

#20
November 26, 2011, 01:20:38 PM
"Which one of yew ate my last Klondike Bar?!!!"
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