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Started by alandhopewell, October 22, 2011, 12:10:40 PM

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JaseSF

A classic from It Conquered the World!



I can't find a good photo online of him online (perhaps someone can?) but the monster from Fire Maidens of Outer Space makes ole Beulah look like a cinematic masterpiece by comparison IMO.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

yeah no.

Raffine

INVASION OF THE STAR CREATURES



FYI it's supposed to be some kind of plant man from the stars. The movie is a terrible A.I.P. comedy about two alien Amazons invading Earth and tangling with two hapless saps. The lady aliens are named 'Poona' and 'Tanga'. Seriously.


For some real 'Starmen' get a load of the aliens from WARNING FROM SPACE:


If you were to guess there are Japanese actors under those getups - you'd be right.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

tracy

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 22, 2011, 12:29:38 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on October 22, 2011, 12:18:41 PM


...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.

Who said that?  That's hilarious!

By the way, in that artist's rendering the Terror seems to have organs from both sexes.  Just sayin...

Here's my "classic":


Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: tracy1963 on October 26, 2011, 12:21:02 PM

...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.

Who said that?  That's hilarious!

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Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
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Maybe it was Chris Rock as Nat X?  I still use one movie review line he invented: "I've seen better acting in fast-actin' Tinactin!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

tracy

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 26, 2011, 01:28:18 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on October 26, 2011, 12:21:02 PM

...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.

Who said that?  That's hilarious!

Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
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Maybe it was Chris Rock as Nat X?  I still use one movie review line he invented: "I've seen better acting in fast-actin' Tinactin!"
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My twin reminded me....and I misquoted it a bit. It was Statler and Waldorph from "The Muppet Movie"....."I've seen detergents that left a better film that this!".
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

     From DESTINATION INNER SPACE....

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Raffine

Quote from: JaseSF on October 25, 2011, 08:36:33 PM
A classic from It Conquered the World!



I can't find a good photo online of him online (perhaps someone can?) but the monster from Fire Maidens of Outer Space makes ole Beulah look like a cinematic masterpiece by comparison IMO.

Here's a couple of photos of good ol' Beulah, as the moster was affectionately known to the cast and crew.



If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

alandhopewell

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

AndyC

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JPickettIII

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Robocop

The Brain (1988)



Dark Universe (1993)



Battle Beyond the Sun (1962)




JPickettIII

\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

JPickettIII

\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

alandhopewell

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.