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9 Classic Horror Monster Costumes that Fail As Sexy...

Started by silkandspikes, October 28, 2011, 05:41:54 PM

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Flick James

Yeah, well, those costumes really just make no sense. If you're gonna be a hot chick, then be something where you can be a hot chick. I mean, Hannibal Lechter? That's just stupid. I'd rather see a cute zombie chick, and we happen to have one as a member.

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akiratubo

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Chainsawmidget

Has anyone actually ever looked at Leatherface and thought "I want to dress like that, except SEXY," and if so, why isn't that person kept behind locked doors and heavily medicated?

Leah

and no masks to go with most of the costumes? FAIL.
yeah no.

Mr. DS

I dunno,  seems like Halloween is about dressing up as a skanka skank for some chicks. 
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InformationGeek

Quote from: DS on October 30, 2011, 05:38:47 PM
I dunno,  seems like Halloween is about dressing up as a skanka skank for some chicks. 

No kidding.  I dare someone to find a costume for a woman that doesn't look slutty.
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The Gravekeeper

Huh...slutty slashers...would they be obligated to disembowel themselves?

zombie no.one


Chainsawmidget

Quote from: The Gravekeeper on October 31, 2011, 12:02:04 PM
Huh...slutty slashers...would they be obligated to disembowel themselves?
Slutty Slashers?  I think I've seen that movie.

Trevor

Quote from: zombie #1 on October 31, 2011, 12:34:51 PM
Quote from: Flick James on October 28, 2011, 05:51:40 PMI'd rather see a cute zombie chick, and we happen to have one as a member.
Trevor?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I needed that laugh, especially this morning.  :teddyr:

I think Flick's talking about Paquita.  :smile:
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Flick James

Quote from: Trevor on November 01, 2011, 01:35:44 AM
Quote from: zombie #1 on October 31, 2011, 12:34:51 PM
Quote from: Flick James on October 28, 2011, 05:51:40 PMI'd rather see a cute zombie chick, and we happen to have one as a member.
Trevor?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I needed that laugh, especially this morning.  :teddyr:

I think Flick's talking about Paquita.  :smile:

DING! DING! DING! DING! DINNNGGGG!
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Jim H

Yeah...  There are a lot of dumb "sexy" Halloween costumes.  Which is stupid, as there are plenty of actually slutty/sexy costumes that are good.

I decree this thread now be about sexy Halloween costumes.  Or at least this post.  



Difficult part is finding good ones that aren't actually cosplays, which is not the same thing.  HUGE HUGE difference.  It's important guys.