Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "Nail Gun Massacre"

[TheDope]

It'd hurt getting massacred by a nail gun.

...but not HALF as much as watching Nail Gun Massacre.

Or reviewing it.

[Andrew]

The one-liners that the killer inflicts on the viewer are painful, probably just as painful as being shot with the nail gun.  I actually got to the point of being angry at the movie over them.  However, nothing compares to the ridiculous trickery over the killer's identity.  We spend the whole movie seeing a woman in the killer's suit, then at the end there is that surprise "Ha!  You never knew it was him, did you?"  Well, of course we didn't know it was him, you low-down, cheating varmint of a film.  Curse you!

[TheDope]

So painful... my head still hurts thinking that I actually watched this.   

- TGWD

[moltogordo]

Sounds good. I'll have to see it!