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Started by alandhopewell, December 19, 2011, 01:21:46 PM

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alandhopewell

December 19, 2011, 01:21:46 PM
     I was looking for something else, and ran across this....

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Allhallowsday

#1
December 19, 2011, 03:39:53 PM
There's at least one website devoted to this topic: 

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

Some choice selections:




If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Flick James

#2
December 19, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
Maybe not exactly what you were after, but you gotta admit, that's a cheesy cover:

I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

alandhopewell

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December 20, 2011, 12:33:43 PM Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 12:36:59 PM by alandhopewell
     What can I say....




If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Allhallowsday

#4
December 20, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

FatFreddysCat

#5
December 20, 2011, 01:53:19 PM
You wanna see some weird record album covers, just go to www.bizarrerecords.com/wordpress -- they're the authority. :teddyr:

Some of my faves:





This one's a perennial fave. (I used it as my avatar for a while at a music forum I frequent.) I've never heard the album but a review on Rateyourmusic.com describes it as, "Like KISS, but with more suck."  :bouncegiggle:

I can just imagine this scene:
(Phone rings)
Manager Guy: "Hey, FURR! Gene Simmons is on the phone for you guys!"
FURR dudes: "Excellent! Does he want us to open for KISS?"
Manager Guy: "Ummm, nope, he sez you're about to get your asses sued off!"
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

ChaosTheory

#6
December 20, 2011, 02:25:02 PM
That KEN one never fails to make me giggle.  :bouncegiggle:


This one also never fails to make me giggle.

Huge rat or tiny guy?  Either way he's much too happy to be there.

*Merlin voice*:  "You're welcome!"

Wait, that's not cheesy.  It's TERRIFYING.

Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

FatFreddysCat

#7
December 20, 2011, 04:37:13 PM
This one has always intrigued me. Dig the KARATIST PREACHER! Accept Jesus or he'll break you in half!


We like your style too, Isabel. Rock ON with yo'own bad self!


I'm not sure what kind of album this is, but the cover makes me think of that scene in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" where the Black Power revolutionary guy is married to Marcia Brady.  :teddyr:


"I offered to help Dad carry that, but he says no man can touch his organ."


Contrary to what Tipper Gore may tell you, Satan has been appearing on album covers since long before there was heavy metal music.


I have no idea who Anna Russell is/was,but I think it's a safe bet that she was never nominated for an NAACP Image Award.


"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

FatFreddysCat

#8
December 20, 2011, 04:38:31 PM

I'm just imagining what a song from this album would sound like...

(Sung to tune of James Brown's "Living In America" from "Rocky IV")

"Living with the Lesbians...on the farm... don't do no harm, YOW! Livin' with the lesbians...work the dirt, it don't hurt!"

"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Allhallowsday

#9
December 20, 2011, 07:10:50 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on December 20, 2011, 04:38:31 PM

I'm just imagining what a song from this album would sound like...
(Sung to tune of James Brown's "Living In America" from "Rocky IV")
"Living with the Lesbians...on the farm... don't do no harm, YOW! Livin' with the lesbians...work the dirt, it don't hurt!"
Off of Lavender Jane Loves Women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfPUELVSLvE
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

alandhopewell

#10
December 21, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
     SAY IT AIN'T SO!

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

FatFreddysCat

#11
December 21, 2011, 05:57:40 PM
I like this topic. :teddyr: I could do this all day.

Some more "finds"...



GAAAAAHHH MY EYES! MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!


"I have...very... bad gas."

"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

zombie no.one

#12
December 21, 2011, 07:35:51 PM

Leah

#13
December 23, 2011, 11:08:24 AM
yeah no.

Allhallowsday

#14
December 27, 2011, 02:02:47 AM
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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