Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!

[retrorussell]

Hey bad movie friends!
New game for ya: Pick 5 words (or if you like, 2-word words, like "ice cream").  The next poster has to make a sentence out of them and then pick 5 of their own for the next poster to make a sentence of.
Example:

Pickle
Feet
Nipple
Transmission
Dump Truck

Sentence:
Yesterday I was driving a dump truck when I dropped my pickle at my feet; as I bent to pick it up I caught my nipple on my jacket zipper, got distracted by the pain and crashed it.. now I have to fix the transmission.

Enjoy!
First 5 words:

Barber
Gerbil
Semantics
Veins
Suicide

[Leah]

Well, the Barber wasn't particularly good, as you can see I have an urge to commit suicide when he killed my pet Gerbil, Bob, who was into semantics, had his veins cut.


next 5:
Dork
Peanuts
Queen
Butts
Monkey

[retrorussell]

Queen Elizabeth III once owned a monkey that she fed peanuts; she called him a dork because he liked to paint moustaches on all the butts in the kingdom.

Next 5:

poo
joust
Satan
infidel
contract

[Trevor]

Cow T Robot

This must be the robot that says "We've got MOOOOOVIE sign!" 

[retrorussell]

Trevor, for his display of courage when he flung his underpants at a ninja trying to infiltrate the Satellite of Love, was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

Next 5:

disease
fan belt
fracture
prostate exam
dying

[Trevor]

was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song. 

[retrorussell]

was rewarded with an invitation to crack wise at bad films alongside Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

I will ask them to invite you as well and they must screen Midnight so that we can all rejoice in that marvelous ABBA like song. 

Yay!!! 

[JaseSF]

Fearing he had some dread disease, Jack visited the doctor who insisted on the sexy female nurse giving him a prostrate exam producing much excitement especially when Jack's angry wife, who was there to tell Jack about trouble with their car's fan belt,  stormed in and insisted on said nurse dying.

Next 5:

Nest
Ghosts
Water
Spaghetti
Worms

[retrorussell]

This morning my pet worms made a nest out of spaghetti and water; when I got home from work they were eaten by ghosts.

Next 5:

heart
snapped
rectum
sneeze
hermaphrodite

[bob]

After the hermaphrodite ate some heart she sneezed while at the same feeling something in her rectum and snapped a pencil after accidently stepping on it.

singer, lamp, dynamite, acid, dictionary

[The Burgomaster]

The singer used the kerosene lamp to light his stick of dynamite, then threw a flask of sulphuric acid at the librarian who was looking up "dynamite" in the dictionary.

Next 5:

nose, javelin, kumquat, lubricant, vasectomy

[retrorussell]

After stepping outside the hospital fresh from my vasectomy, I ate a kumquat, heard a whistling sound, and looked up just in time to see a javelin pierce my nose; I had to go back to the doctor, who used lubricant to get it out.

Next 5:
pizza
dildo
gumbo
frog dung
bicycle

[claws]

The delivery guy brought my order of pizza and gumbo on a bicycle but had to dodge frog dung squirting from a dildo to get here.

Next 5:

carrot
bikini
ufo
uppercut
condom

[Mr. DS]

A ufo in a bikini placed a condom on a carrot which caused him to receive an uppercut from his earthling lover.

vulva
Retrorussell
infection
traffic
running

[JaseSF]

Retrorussell braved running through oncoming traffic on his way to the clinic where he hoped to get treatment for an infection in his girlfriend's vulva.

Truck
Aspirin
Lasagna
Sword
Bear