DESCRIPTIVE THREAD

[alandhopewell]

...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.

Quizzical response?

Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"

He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".

Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".

Clarification.

     Tear-streaked soliloquy detailing regret for being middle-aged, but not having formed a prog-rock band and touring the country, plus concern that his dog is not getting enough cheese.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Mistyped, allegedly humorous non-sequitur.

[Mofo Rising]

Mildly befuddled but eager to please response. Assiduously generic aside to hopefully prove the poster is still "with it."

[Derf]

Hotlink to picture from icanhascheezburger.com coupled with plea to get along and plenty of helpful emoticons.

[Trevor]

  I'm not sure what this thread is about exactly so herewith a description of me:

He has balls up to here [raises hand to forehead] but sh*t for brains. 

[Rev. Powell]

Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.

[alandhopewell]

Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.

     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....

[tracy]

Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.

     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....

She's not a real redhead...

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

[Rev. Powell]

Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 

[Mofo Rising]

Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 

Defense for last poster for standing up against the "politically correct." Awkward second sentence that hints at beliefs that make everybody involved uncomfortable.

[Derf]

Hotlink to lolcat picture with Hitler-like mustache with irrelevant caption. Attempted Hitler joke that is generic and unfunny. Add lots of helpful emoticons.

[Rev. Powell]

Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 

[alandhopewell]

    Mass hotlinking of modes of the previous poster leaving the board, ranging from V-2 rockets to feeding himself to a large Aussie croc.