A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nutcracker [not] in 3D!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:37:08 PM

38:20 - That quote was not applicable to the situation. Stop trying to sound smart.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:40:14 PM

41:36 - "My bananas!"

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I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:41:25 PM

42:30 - So when she's a human the Queen is crippled but when she's a rat she's fine? I don't get it.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:43:28 PM

44:16 - A fantasy movie where the characters know it's a dream?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:44:53 PM

46:30 - Saw that coming.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:45:54 PM

47:17 - Did the actress forget her line?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:46:59 PM

End - Not very good closure if you ask me. A finale is supposed to be grandiose.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:53:55 PM

Overall - It was dumb, truly dumb. The producers obviously marketed this movie to kids. Because of this they treat the viewer like an idiot. While children will probably like this film it's sure to make the parents who have to watch it with them suffer. It pulls out every over-done fantasy Cliché in the book. It tries to be a heartwarming "Wonderland" movie but it just turns into sugary brain drain that makes you wish you were watching a Disney classic. The main character has the basically no substance in her performance and the supporting cast are annoying. Though I will give some leniency and say it doesn't even come close to being the worst movie I've ever seen. The visuals aren't half bad at least. I can't recommend this movie but I have no hate for it.

Well I guess it's too late to say Merry Christmas, but I will say that I wish all of you a wonderful night.

Goodnight, Badmovies.org!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 11:14:36 PM

Now please, leave comments and don't be afraid to be harsh.

indianasmith · January 08, 2012, 11:46:22 PM

Sounds like you really took one for the team that time. Still, I bet it was better than ATTACK OF THE VEGAN ZOMBIES. I like the way you do these. Karma!

InformationGeek · January 09, 2012, 05:58:05 PM

What a movie that was. Dumb is the right word for this piece of crap. I doesn't inspire hate in me like other films, but I certianly had a frustrating time sitting through this one. The movie had some interesting visuals to it, but if I want to watch a movie with good visuals, I'll sit down and through on Diick Tracy or Cool World, not this trainwreck.