Two Truths and a Lie

[bob]

1 I took a 5 mile walk today

2 my name was on a tv show once

3 I played football all 4 years I was in high school

3.

correct, I only did my first 2 years

[indianasmith]

1. I have been to Moscow.

2. I have worked in Washington DC.

3. I used to hang out with someone whose estranged father lied to his family about being a POW in Vietnam.

OK, this is a good one.  Hmmm . . . I'm guessing #1, but honestly, on this one I have no idea!

[ER]

1. I have been to Moscow.

2. I have worked in Washington DC.

3. I used to hang out with someone whose estranged father lied to his family about being a POW in Vietnam.

OK, this is a good one.  Hmmm . . . I'm guessing #1, but honestly, on this one I have no idea!

Rye-char, sir, I have never been to Moscow. Good job.

[AoTFan]

This will be "Two Truth and a Lie: Stuff I've Written" edition

1. I once wrote a script for a skit called The Andrea Yates Daycare Center. 
2. I once wrote a fake ad for "C-RAP" a CD that combines country and rap music.
3. I once did a regular Livejournal where every week I'd post scores from various internet Flash games and challenge people to beat them.

(Waves arms around)

I think everyone forgot about mine ! 😤 

[indianasmith]

Oopsie!

OK, let me see - I'll say maybe #2?  Although it's a hella funny  idea!

[AoTFan]

Oopsie!

OK, let me see - I'll say maybe #2?  Although it's a hella funny  idea!

Believe it or not, NO that one is true.  I don't think I still have the original text file (maybe if I did a deep web search I could find one of the places I posted it to) but off-hand I can still remember some of the "hits' that were listed as song titles like

"Drunk At The Drive-by"
"Doing Time (In A West Virginia Coal Mine"
"Jesus and Mama Always Paroled Me"
"f**k the Police! (And the Yankees!)"
"There's Something People Like About A Pimpin' Man"

Oh, and I just came up with another one just now...

"Gold Digger Took My Gold Teeth!"

[Trevor]

1. I have been known to cross-dress occasionally.
2. I dislike nature and playing / watching sports in general.
3. My clothes go to a dry cleaners / launderette monthly.

[ER]

Oopsie!

OK, let me see - I'll say maybe #2?  Although it's a hella funny  idea!

Believe it or not, NO that one is true.  I don't think I still have the original text file (maybe if I did a deep web search I could find one of the places I posted it to) but off-hand I can still remember some of the "hits' that were listed as song titles like

"Drunk At The Drive-by"
"Doing Time (In A West Virginia Coal Mine"
"Jesus and Mama Always Paroled Me"
"f**k the Police! (And the Yankees!)"
"There's Something People Like About A Pimpin' Man"

Oh, and I just came up with another one just now...

"Gold Digger Took My Gold Teeth!"

How' bout 3?

[ER]

1. I have been known to cross-dress occasionally.
2. I dislike nature and playing / watching sports in general.
3. My clothes go to a dry cleaners / launderette monthly.

Hard one, Trevor!

1. So did Mae West, and he was kinda hot for a drag queen...... I think this one is true.
2. Sounds utterly you, so true.
3. I guess it's either that or get out the chisel when it's clean underwear time, but I will say this one is the lie.
Sooo... 3!

[Trevor]

1. I have been known to cross-dress occasionally.
2. I dislike nature and playing / watching sports in general.
3. My clothes go to a dry cleaners / launderette monthly.

Hard one, Trevor!

1. So did Mae West, and he was kinda hot for a drag queen...... I think this one is true.
2. Sounds utterly you, so true.
3. I guess it's either that or get out the chisel when it's clean underwear time, but I will say this one is the lie.
Sooo... 3!

2 is the lie: I am a nerd - very proud of it - but I love the outdoors and playing sports: soccer and cricket are my games. 

[ER]

1. I have an incredibly full day ahead at my work, so busy it daunts me and makes me question my ability to achieve what lies before me in this the quiet before the tempest.

2. I found a British .303 Enfield rifle round lying on the ground while walking along a pathway of what was in 1916, the Somme battlefield near Beaumont-Hamel, France, and while gnarly after ninety-odd years in the mud, it was still probably live, so I laid it back down.

3. When I was sixteen I got hugely in trouble at home because I went to Chicago for the weekend with some friends, without asking ahead of time. In the words of the Nike commercial of the time, I just did it.

[ER]

1. I have been known to cross-dress occasionally.
2. I dislike nature and playing / watching sports in general.
3. My clothes go to a dry cleaners / launderette monthly.

Hard one, Trevor!

1. So did Mae West, and he was kinda hot for a drag queen...... I think this one is true.
2. Sounds utterly you, so true.
3. I guess it's either that or get out the chisel when it's clean underwear time, but I will say this one is the lie.
Sooo... 3!

2 is the lie: I am a nerd - very proud of it - but I love the outdoors and playing sports: soccer and cricket are my games. 

Oh, thank goodness, I was imagining you NOT washing your clothes at least once a month!

[javakoala]

1. I have an incredibly full day ahead at my work, so busy it daunts me and makes me question my ability to achieve what lies before me in this the quiet before the tempest.

2. I found a British .303 Enfield rifle round lying on the ground while walking along a pathway of what was in 1916, the Somme battlefield near Beaumont-Hamel, France, and while gnarly after ninety-odd years in the mud, it was still probably live, so I laid it back down.

3. When I was sixteen I got hugely in trouble at home because I went to Chicago for the weekend with some friends, without asking ahead of time. In the words of the Nike commercial of the time, I just did it.

I have to go with #1. I don't see you daunted by much. Plus, I kinda doubt it is terribly quiet in your home, unless everyone but you was gone already.

[ER]

1. I have an incredibly full day ahead at my work, so busy it daunts me and makes me question my ability to achieve what lies before me in this the quiet before the tempest.

2. I found a British .303 Enfield rifle round lying on the ground while walking along a pathway of what was in 1916, the Somme battlefield near Beaumont-Hamel, France, and while gnarly after ninety-odd years in the mud, it was still probably live, so I laid it back down.

3. When I was sixteen I got hugely in trouble at home because I went to Chicago for the weekend with some friends, without asking ahead of time. In the words of the Nike commercial of the time, I just did it.

I have to go with #1. I don't see you daunted by much. Plus, I kinda doubt it is terribly quiet in your home, unless everyone but you was gone already.

Nope, but thanks, and you're right about our home. So 50-50.... guess badly, I wanna chicken dinner again!

[indianasmith]

I'm thinking #2!!!