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Two Truths and a Lie

Started by Mofo Rising, January 17, 2012, 04:08:27 AM

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RCMerchant

I wanna try!
1. I drank industrial bleach.
2.I hitch-hiked to NYC when I was 16
3.I bite the head off a snake.

By the way Indy-how bad is it where you are?  :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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indianasmith

Quote from: Dark Alex on August 26, 2017, 08:40:38 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 26, 2017, 08:34:35 AM
1.  My best friend is a person I have never met.
2.  We are currently getting pounded with heavy rains from Hurricane Harvey.
3.  I've never actually seen someone beat a red-headed stepchild.

I am going to guess number 3.

Nope, #3 is completely true!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 27, 2017, 01:28:52 AM
I wanna try!
1. I drank industrial bleach.
2.I hitch-hiked to NYC when I was 16
3.I bite the head off a snake.

By the way Indy-how bad is it where you are?  :bluesad:


I'll wait to answer until someone gets my last one correctly, except to say that I'm perfectly fine.

As for yours . . . I'll call #1 the lie.  That stuff is lethal.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Indy: #2 is the lie. It never rains in Lower Uncton, it precipitates.

RC: #3 is your nose-grower. I can see you sampling vintage bleach like Chateau Clorox 1980, but you don't strike me as the sort who'd abuse an animal. 'Least I hope you don't.

Also, Indy, apparently bleach does not always fit its tipplers with a dirt overcoat since someone in Allie's group tried to kill himself with some (and a pill chaser) and all the medics did was pumped his stomach and made him drink charcoal water til he puked up Burger King he'd eaten the month before.

Fun fact: bleach tastes much worse than it smells, like bitter burning!

My turn!

1. Tired of her punching me over the years growing up (though she swears she never lovingly doled out more than I could take...gee thanks) I once put my cousin in a headlock til she turned red and started panicking and she actually tapped the table three times, like in wrestling.

2. My second "real" job involved me having to take a pregnancy test a condition of employment.

3. My buddy 'n pal named his son Brandon, after Brandon Lee.

All righty, lay on!

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

Indy's is #1,ER's-I'm guessing #2.
ER is right-I never bite the head off a snake.
Now the bleach-I was at work in the factory-we were bleaching the floors. I -like any true moron-picked up a hose on the floor-put it to my mouth and turned it on. Bleach had backed up into it.  Yeah,it burned pretty bad. I went to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. They tried sticking this hose down my throat-I'm not so good at deep throating hoses. I yanked it out and signed out of the hospital. I went home and got drunk.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 27, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
Indy's is #1,ER's-I'm guessing #2.
ER is right-I never bite the head off a snake.
Now the bleach-I was at work in the factory-we were bleaching the floors. I -like any true moron-picked up a hose on the floor-put it to my mouth and turned it on. Bleach had backed up into it.  Yeah,it burned pretty bad. I went to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. They tried sticking this hose down my throat-I'm not so good at deep throating hoses. I yanked it out and signed out of the hospital. I went home and got drunk.

No, 2 is true, I did have to take a pregnancy test for my second job.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

ER got mine right; we have gotten no rain from the hurricane.

For hers, I will say . . . #1
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Quote from: indianasmith on August 28, 2017, 08:20:06 PM
ER got mine right; we have gotten no rain from the hurricane.

For hers, I will say . . . #1
3 was my lie he named his son after Draven from The Crow.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

1. I woke up to three strangers sleeping on my living room floor.

2. I woke up turned sideways on the bed.

3. I woke up this morning.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

How's about #3 being a big fat fib, since you overslept and got up after noon?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

3. was the lie but instead of oversleeping (with three small children, ha, oh, please) I got up before it was even quite morning, so...yessir.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

OK, I'll try again:

1.  I once encountered a Moray eel while snorkeling.
2.  I have found over fifty complete arrowheads in one day.
3.  I have a dog named Vicious, but he rarely lives up to his name.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: indianasmith on September 05, 2017, 05:33:10 PM
OK, I'll try again:

1.  I once encountered a Moray eel while snorkeling.
2.  I have found over fifty complete arrowheads in one day.
3.  I have a dog named Vicious, but he rarely lives up to his name.

#1-why I don't know-
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.