Least watchable movie?

[RCMerchant]

I rented a piece of sh!t called SHARK NIGHT.Pretty Ken and Barbie  "hip"collage kids, generic music,ridicous fast forward scenes of driving and partying,mean hicks,little gore,bad cgi-uh. I feel asleep in disgust that I spent $1.98 cents renting this run of the mill junk.

[molokai cargo]

For me its Independence Day, dollar for dollar the worst film ever. The cliches in this gave me a headache. For the other end of the spectrum don't try Forbidden Zone, its like watching a bunch of hyper actinve 5 year olds running around a confined space for hours

[Chainsawmidget]

Skydivers.  Like MST3K said, "I think they forgot to have anything happen in this movie." 

Alone in the Dark.  I own this movie and have watched it over a dozen times.  I still can't tell you the slightest thing about it because  always stop paying attention after the first few minutes. 

The Hottie & the Nottie .  The Paris Hilton "romantic comedy" that's neither romantic nor funny and sends the message that only beautiful people deserve love.

Gigli.  I still have no idea how to even pronounce this one. 

and absolutley anything the Polonia brothers have ever done. 

[Olivia Bauer]

Mac and Me
Monster A-Go-Go
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[lester1/2jr]

I saw "Quintet" the other night. You'd think a movie directed by Robert Altman and starring paul Newman would have some redeeming values but it doesn't. 2 hours of people wandering back and forth across what looks like an old casino in the snow.

[mrsskinner]

I rented a piece of sh!t called SHARK NIGHT.Pretty Ken and Barbie  "hip"collage kids, generic music,ridicous fast forward scenes of driving and partying,mean hicks,little gore,bad cgi-uh. I feel asleep in disgust that I spent $1.98 cents renting this run of the mill junk.

Have to disagree with you on this one-I enjoyed Shark Night. That's the first movie I've ever seen that showed Cookie Cutter sharks usually just the bigger ones, Great Whites , Tigers, and Bulls

[JaseSF]

I actually kind of liked Quinet but then I do have a soft spot for post apocalyptic ice age style movies...

[Mofo Rising]

I saw "Quintet" the other night. You'd think a movie directed by Robert Altman and starring paul Newman would have some redeeming values but it doesn't. 2 hours of people wandering back and forth across what looks like an old casino in the snow.

And that camera filter!

Altman has stated that this is one of his favorite films among the ones he's made. I view it as a failed experiment, lazy '70s sci-fi. Maybe the end was too choreographed, but most probably it's just a boring movie in the first place.

[lester1/2jr]

yeah what was with the blurry stuff on the edges iof the camera lens?

jase- virtually nothing happens though

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19790216/REVIEWS/808289998/1023

[Pacman000]

jase- virtually nothing happens though

There is probably a sub-genera of 70's movies where nothing really happens.

UFO: Target Earth, They/Invasion from Inner-Earth, Idaho Transfer, Terror at the Red Wolf Inn, the list goes on, and on, just like those movies. 

[lester1/2jr]

Idaho Transfer moved at the speed of OLD molasses but it did move.

[JayJayM12]

I rented a piece of sh!t called SHARK NIGHT.Pretty Ken and Barbie  "hip"collage kids, generic music,ridicous fast forward scenes of driving and partying,mean hicks,little gore,bad cgi-uh. I feel asleep in disgust that I spent $1.98 cents renting this run of the mill junk.

Have to disagree with you on this one-I enjoyed Shark Night. That's the first movie I've ever seen that showed Cookie Cutter sharks usually just the bigger ones, Great Whites , Tigers, and Bulls

I kinda liked it too - it's certainly not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it wasn't a completelly UNfun way to spend 90 minutes.  The funniest part had to be the cast rap-along at the end (I saw it at the theater, so I can't remember if it was DURING or AFTER the credits, but it was ridiculous, horrible, and hilarious).

[etmoviesb]

In my experience... it is a recent movie: Jack and Jill.

It is the first time I honestly felt pain seeing a movie, I want to remember I am fan of B-movies; I watched ``Jane and the lost city'', ``Super Mario Bros'' and ``Suburban Commando'' without any problem.
When going to the theater I was expecting a fun story like ``Twins (1988)''... instead it is horrible. The took everything fun from Twins and filled with annoying dialogs and non humor.

[HappyGilmore]

Backyard Dogs.

Came out in 1999 or so, at the height of the late '90s "wrestling resurgence."

Basically, the story is that a bunch of teens start up their own 'backyard wrestling league', film it and, it becomes so big that 'kids can retire from their earnings.'

The title comes from the stars of the movie, an up-and-coming team who name themselves 'Backyard Dogs', because they 'wrestle in yards', and just 'stepped in dogsh*t'.

[Robert W]

Anything made by that bloated turd, Michael Moore.