"I think you forgot something, Tuvok!"

[Nakuyabi]

"It appears that in my haste to report to the bridge, I neglected to put on my uniform."

[sprite75]

Tuvok suddenly realizes he has a bad case of rug burn.

[Chainsawmidget]

"Actually Captain, According to regulation MX-1649A section A paragraph 3, the thong is considered an acceptable Starfleet Uniform, and as such, will remain my duty uniform until you make that b**ch Seven of Nine put on an outfit that actually fits her." 

[TheDope]

Polyester uniforms are most illogical.

[Flangepart]

'Note to self. Before batazed wedding, remove all incriminating tatoos and animated body art.'

[Leah]

I am too sexy for my shirt!

[akiratubo]

Even Vulcans, it seems, have that "show up for work naked" nightmare.

[Hammock Rider]

I'm tired of being the smart guy! Why can't I be the eye candy for once?