Wyoming Contemplates buying an Aircraft Carrier

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I'm so proud of my alomst home state:

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/update-wyoming-no-longer-considering-buying-an-aircraft-carrier.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LoweringTheBar+%28Lowering+the+Bar%29

[Flick James]

That may actually be worse than the Bridge to Nowhere.

[Rev. Powell]

It appears the aircraft carrier provision was an amendment inserted by an opponent of a bill that would set up a task force to study what Wyoming would do if the US fell apart. Funny guy. But it's dangerous to play around with legislators like that, the bill could easily have passed.

[Jack]

I can just imagine them standing at the harbor, looking at their newly acquired aircraft carrier, saying "I think we're gonna need a bigger truck."

[Mr. DS]

Thats like someone buying a swimming pool in the middle of the desert. 

[Flick James]

Thats like someone buying a swimming pool in the middle of the desert. 

I live in the middle of the desert (Phoenix), and lots of people here buy swimming pools.