in the article he laments the fact there's no film called Ninja Cop, but fails to mention SAMURAI COP , which probably means he hasn't seen it
Actually, I bet he has. The guy's stunningly well-versed in all things pertaining to weird/bad culture. And I love him SO MUCH!!
I didn't know SCANNER COP existed before I read this article, but now I must see it. I must!
And all joking aside, his Beauty & the Beast theory is probably correct.