The Worst Things

[Olivia Bauer]

Bad stuff. Just things that suck.

-Stepping on legos
-Bee stings
-Being covered in tics
-Burping so hard you puke
-Dropping perfectly good food on a floor you haven't seen cleaned since Bush was in office*


*Exaggerated

[indianasmith]

When what you think is going to be a nice, silent fart . . .



comes out lumpy!!!!!

[Saucerman]

Walking around in socks and stepping in a puddle.

Worse: It's a warm one. 

[Flangepart]

The sudden shock of finding out how cold and deep the water in the toilet bowl is.
A problem women will never know...

[LilCerberus]

installing & removing snap rings.
stripped out screw threads.
everything to do with woodruff keys.

[Chainsawmidget]

-  That feeling where you're falling asleep but not quite there yet when all of a sudden, you feel like your falling and you jolt back up wide awake. 

-  When you put money in the vending machine for a drink only to find out the ones that you want are out and the machine won't give you your money back so you end up having to pick something you don't actually want.

-  when people greet you with "what's up?" and you respond "fine and you?" 

[JaseSF]

When you suddenly wake up to realize you're driving and heading off the road. 

When you climb to an height so great you freeze and cannot move.

When you have to spend time with people who are annoyingly crazy on a regular basis.

[indianasmith]

That moment when the blood starts to spurt and you know it's REALLY gonna hurt, but your brain hasn't quite gotten the message yet . . .

[Pacman000]

When WyreWizard starts a new topic...

(Actually I don't mind him much.  At least he doesn't just post "ThIs Is StUpID!!!!!" with no explanation. Consider this a good-natured jab, rather than an all-out attack.)

[LilCerberus]

People who assume that I don't have stuff to do...

[lester1/2jr]

all elements of the sobering up process

[RCMerchant]

I ordered a book through the mail called the FILMS OF TOD BROWNING.
I excepected an in depth review of his films.
Instead I got a lot of Freudian insights.
Worse-the reviewers didn't even know thir horror film history!
A review of DRACULA(1931) mentions that the Chistopher Lee version was directed by Roger Corman for AIP! 
So it made all the other "facts" in the book suspect. 
Sigh. 

Sure-I sometimes get my facts mixed up when I post about a film on the internet.
But I don't charge over $30.00 f**king dollars for people to read my f**k ups!

[Doggett]

When you want to buy a book/dvd off amazon and someone ruins the end in the review section.

[Jack]

When you're eating something and bite into something really hard, only to discover it was one of your fillings.

[Frank81]

Living on earth.