Austrian village is f**king tired of you mocking its name

[AndyC]

"You want to get to the f**king library? OK, just walk across the f**king square, go past the f**king town hall and you'll see the f**king library right next to the f**king community centre. Be sure to use the crosswalk, because these f**king cops just love to write tickets, and you don't want to end up in f**king court. Enjoy your f**king visit. These f**king people are famous for their f**king hospitality."

This could be the one place where Gordon Ramsay would go unnoticed.

[AndyC]

And an even better slogan for tourism: "Gimme a f**king break."

[Leah]

I wonder if a newly wed couple had sex in f**king, so that they would be f**king in f**king. f**kception!!!!!

[Trevor]

And if you wanted some mementos of the place and there weren't any available, the store owner would say "We haven't got any f**king post cards, sorry." 

[Flick James]

It's a very small town, which is ironic because one would think lots of people would have been conceived in f**king.

[Chainsawmidget]

With only 104 residents, I doubt much f**king is going on there.

I'm surprised there's so few people there.  You'd think it would be more popular.  Everyone always seems to be talking about F**king. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

I would love to visit just to attend a service at the First Lutheran Church of f**king.

You might be disappointed.  The service only begins after the sun has completely set, and then only when all the lights have been turned off.