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Man sues BMW for bike giving him 20 month erection

Started by bob, May 01, 2012, 09:35:50 PM

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bob

May 01, 2012, 09:35:50 PM
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indianasmith

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May 01, 2012, 10:09:42 PM
I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!
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Trevor

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May 02, 2012, 01:31:57 AM
I wood imagine that BMW now stands for Big Man Wongle.  :buggedout: :teddyr:
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May 02, 2012, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 01, 2012, 10:09:42 PM
I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!

He's got a hard case to prove.
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Psycho Circus

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May 02, 2012, 08:45:05 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 02, 2012, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 01, 2012, 10:09:42 PM
I bet he encounters some stiff opposition!

He's got a hard case to prove.

I'm sure BMW will flex their legal "muscle"

Jack

#5
May 02, 2012, 12:56:29 PM
The case may go back and forth for quite a while.
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- Paulo Coelho

AndyC

#6
May 02, 2012, 06:05:07 PM
BMW's lawyers argued for dismissal on the grounds that he bought the motorcycle as a penis extension in the first place.
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Leah

#7
May 02, 2012, 08:00:28 PM
geez, what a cock that guy is!
yeah no.

Trevor

#8
May 03, 2012, 12:37:18 AM
No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands.  :wink:
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Derf

#9
May 03, 2012, 07:15:35 AM
Now, now guys. This is just a story about a man who really, really loves his bike. I personally think we need more upright citizens like him, looking to keep others from getting screwed by shoddy manufacturing.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Psycho Circus

#10
May 03, 2012, 07:22:04 AM
This lady is obviously very alluring, it's disgraceful to call her the company bike...

AndyC

#11
May 03, 2012, 07:36:45 AM
Quote from: Trevor on May 03, 2012, 12:37:18 AM
No, I don't think this case will extend longer than it has to: the erection of the case by the plaintiff will not stand up for much manipulation by the lawyers who will no doubt take matters into their own hands.  :wink:

Could turn into a very sticky situation.
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bob

#12
May 03, 2012, 08:08:22 AM
He's the cock of the walk.
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tracy

#13
May 07, 2012, 03:13:17 PM
He has a 20 month erection and yet cannot engage in sexual activity....? I didn't know that could affect your memory.
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Doggett

#14
May 07, 2012, 04:30:35 PM
Some really penetrating journalism is that.
                                             

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