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NJ man disembowels self, throws intestines at cops

Started by Fausto, May 30, 2012, 07:45:27 PM

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Fausto

May 30, 2012, 07:45:27 PM Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 07:52:51 PM by Fausto
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Screw miami, if the zombie apocalypse occurs, it'll happen right here in toxic waste covered, devil infested weird NJ.
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FatFreddysCat

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May 30, 2012, 09:05:19 PM
Yay! Another Jersey freakazoid. I guess "Tanning Lady's" fifteen minutes of fame are officially up.
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Raffine

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May 30, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
Man throws his own intestines at cops?

Whatta stupid zombie!
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Mofo Rising

#3
May 30, 2012, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Raffine on May 30, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
Man throws his own intestines at cops?

Whatta stupid zombie!

Those intestines can do some damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwbxo-EdMcU
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retrorussell

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May 30, 2012, 11:10:52 PM
If you're gonna attack someone with your own intestines, strangle them with 'em!
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Fausto

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May 30, 2012, 11:56:50 PM
Honestly, its much easier to strangle someone with their own intestines, as shown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pscYa0uExLY
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"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin
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