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Started by tommex84, May 11, 2012, 10:26:59 AM

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tommex84


Pat: What...what do you see?
Mat: That window looks crooked. Quick, go get some tools!
" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"

retrorussell

You there.. put your 2-prong electrical plugs in our eyes!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

Now you see, this is where the girls had sex with the blow up doll.
yeah no.

tracy

See....? That's our neighbor,Gumby....and they thought WE looked weird.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Leah

See that? That's a mirror! You can see your reflection in it!
yeah no.

TheDope




Oh no; Davey and Goliath are moving in next door!  There goes the neighborhood....



TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Venomx73


PROMETHEUS, are you seeing this?

Hammock Rider



Oh My God it's the hats! The hats are why we're not meeting any women!
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat