Fred Willard busted for allegedly pulling a Pee-Wee Herman at a XXX movie theate

[Mofo Rising]

Just another example of why it is so important to teach senior citizens how to use the internet.

In this age of abundance, it's easy to forget that that one scrambled channel on cable where a bare breast would occasionally unscramble itself is, in most part, no longer in existence.

It's progress, I guess, but we always forget the people it hurts the most.

[Trevor]

I always get Fred Ward and Fred Willard mixed up so my first reaction on seeing this was "Oh, no Remo, no!" 

I would imagine that Mr Willard would get the shaft and that he would be in for a stiff fine, when his court date eventually cums around. I will now go outside and erect a billboard in his honour, run it up the pole and see who salutes. 

[Trevor]

Or was it someone else's Pee Wee?

[Trevor]

he was whacking his weasel in the movie theatre, but we aren't actually given that information.

Indecent exposure and now an animal abuser too? 

[AndyC]

he was whacking his weasel in the movie theatre, but we aren't actually given that information.

Indecent exposure and now an animal abuser too? 

No, whacking his weasel. You know, flogging his dolphin, jerkin' his gherkin, pounding his pudding, beating his meat, slamming his hammer, polishing his sword, giving Hairy the Heimlich, rolling his dice, making the worm throw up, just combing his hair, whacking his tack, yanking his chain, mastering his studies.

[Trevor]

No, whacking his weasel. You know, flogging his dolphin, jerkin' his gherkin, pounding his pudding, beating his meat, slamming his hammer, polishing his sword, giving Hairy the Heimlich, rolling his dice, making the worm throw up, just combing his hair, whacking his tack, yanking his chain, mastering his studies.

Ummm...... more clarity is needed, please. 

[Rev. Powell]

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

Victimless crime?  What if someone slips?

[major jay]

Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that would have been different, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

[AndyC]

Honestly, although this is funny, I find it a little sad that this kind of victimless crime will ruin a man's career. Had this happened at an amusement park or a Chuck E. Cheese's that obviously would have been a different matter, but honestly I don't think the patrons of an XXX theater were shocked and appalled to find someone there masturbating.

Victimless crime?  What if someone slips?

True, or he could hit an innocent bystander.

[JoeTheDestroyer]

Eh, I see it as job security for the janitor.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I was reading an article about the NRA just now, and now the phrase "Pry it from my cold, dead hands" really is stuck in my head.