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Worst video games that you've ever played.

Started by Torgo, November 05, 2007, 06:26:52 PM

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China Warrior

All you can do is kick and punch.  The enemies are all the same except for the bosses.  And, worst of all, the control is excruciatingly poor with very slow response.  This game is absolutely no fun at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6wX7HwNhuQ 

HappyGilmore

Superman64 for the N64 was/is a fairly poor game.

WCW Backstage Assault- This was a wrestling game based around the Ted Turner owned WCW promotion.  EA produced the game, and it had shoddy graphics and poor controls.  In fact, it's called "Backstage Assault" because, frankly, the wrestling matches never occur in the wrestling ring.  It's all backstage areas: parking lot, catering area, bathrooms, offices, etc.  Which makes no sense, because while some matches have gone backstage on television, they usually end with 'fights', and not wrestlers trading holds and such.  It was so bad, it only sold about 200,000 units.

Back to The Future was pretty bad.  A lot of walking, avoiding killer bees (huh?), guys walking around with plate glass windows (heh?), and not a lot of Doc Brown or the DeLorean for what I can remember.
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JoeTheDestroyer

One that I recently played that I'm surprised hasn't taken more flak:

Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates on NES

I remember disliking the show as a kid, and the game carries a similar dislike.  I'm actually planning on reviewing this game for Review a Bad Game Day on August 8, so I won't go into much detail here.  I'm surprised AVGN or filmnstuff haven't jumped on ripping this should-be anti-classic to shreds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9cECto3hyo

I like how Peter Pan looks like Dario Argento wearing a pink tunic on the title screen.
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