First, I eat dessert . . .

indianasmith · October 10, 2012, 09:09:46 PM

THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

sprite75 · October 10, 2012, 09:22:19 PM

A desert course shall precede and follow each meal, including breakfast!

Jack · October 11, 2012, 09:27:14 AM

The snack bar closed three hours ago but this gentleman keeps refusing to leave.

tracy · October 12, 2012, 01:30:41 PM

The fiendish Banana Split Bandit has been terrorizing towns all over Texas,taking and devouring innocent folks desserts. Do not try to apprehend him for he is considered armed and hungry.

retrorussell · October 13, 2012, 01:43:52 AM

They all laughed at me.. ridiculed me.. mocked me.. well, I'll make them pay! I'll SCOOP those poor bastards to death! Wah hah hah!!!

AndyC · October 15, 2012, 10:59:48 PM

Speak softly and carry a big scoop.

Leah · October 17, 2012, 11:26:29 PM

Indy's attempt to scare kids. Results: Bricks has been shat.

Mr. DS · October 26, 2012, 07:17:29 AM

"I originally wanted one the size of the ones behind the counter but I decided I'd better watch my diet."

Andrew · October 26, 2012, 07:19:29 AM

You have a really big eat-in kitchen.

Flangepart · October 26, 2012, 08:32:54 AM

"And now folks, the man who made dissert truly...E-VIL!..."