One strange DUI.

[Flangepart]

"Ah, man...I love ya. Seerrroutssy, ah do...I'm not just drunk. I'm-DUI...Drunk Whiiile Intoxicated...haha haha hah! Hey, less go see if Sigorney is horney...hah hah hah! Oh, I may hurl..."

[Mr. DS]

They were high on acid.

[Flangepart]

Bill's ventriloquist routine went over big at Sci-Fi cons. On Leno, not so much.

[fulci420]

Alien-Is that a hand up my ass or are you just happy to see me?

[tracy]

Living in the Old Aliens Home isn't so bad....though it's strange to depend on people you used to eat.

[ChaosTheory]

OK, My Xenomorph Buddy (TM) is ready for the toystores; now to start working on the Fassybot 5000.  (For the......other toystores )

[retrorussell]

Hello, staff.. this is Eduardo, and he's going to help out on the assembly line.  No, of course he's not an illegal alien, why do you ask?

[Chainsawmidget]

Affirmative action has gone too far.