DON"T READ THIS THREAD!!!

[WingedSerpent]

Good, now that I'm all alone I can finally enact my evil master plan to ....

Hey. HEY!  I see you reading this thread.  I told you not to do that!  Some people just can't follow directions.

[indianasmith]

You CANNOT plan the destruction of the universe without my input.  As soon as all these tourists leave, we will work it out together.

The rest of you - MOVE ALONG NOW!  Nothing to see here!!!

[Leah]

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE NO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chainsawmidget]

I didn't read this thread.  I just figured I reply to it. 

[tracy]

Yes...I read the thread. But I want to help! I have my own tools. And a Debit card. And even though I read this I can be forced to follow instructions. Please let me help. If you don't,well,then I'm telling.

[Bushma]

Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"

http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html

[alandhopewell]

Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"

http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html

     Good move, that.

[Jack]

Hey, I wanna help destroy the universe too!!!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Sorry,looking for the bathroom

[Pacman000]

I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

And get caught.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

Too easy to get caught.

I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

Good for later on, once your power is established.  In the beginning, you'll get caught.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

Awwww... Your taking all the fun out of it!

Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.

That won't stop them.  They'll get it from pirates, like out-of-print movies.

I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

Good idea, but where will you get them?

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructable except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

Good in theory, but difficult, if not impossible, to implement.

All other ideas should work.

(I'm just doing this for fun.  My critiques are meant as comedy.  I have no plans to become an overlord, and I realize this list is meant as comedy.  I hope.  )

[JaseSF]

Don't Open Till Doomsday? Great, now I'm probably going to get stuck in some weird vortex with a box demon....

[Chainsawmidget]

Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"

http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html

The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord. 


Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left?  You might as well just be a regular politician at that point. 

[dean]

Is this like The Ring where people will die in 7 days after reading this thread?

[indianasmith]

Nonsense!   I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilCerberus]

OKAY! I won't! Jeez!